noodle daddy

When someone is the daddy or "master" at making noodles. While the term daddy is used it isn't sexual, but merely means that someone is a master with noodles.

Person 1: Hey, you making lunch
Person 2: Yeah I'm going to be making some noodles.
Person 1: Aw sweet. You really are the master of noodles.
Person 2: Call me the Noodle Daddy

by Prime Rebel August 3, 2018

cup-a-noodles

crazy unhinged deranged nuts insane mad angry

All I did was compliment the waitress on her smile and my wife went all cup-a-noodles on me.

by AJ Rules The School February 12, 2020

Yenny noodle

The most perfect person anyone could ask for. She’s so cute and kind and helpful. When she takes her clothes off she’s sexy af and can make anyone wet. Her fingers and tongue are unbelievable. She has the ability to make anyone happy and is very unique

You’re my favourite yenny noodle

by Lmao I’m gay June 23, 2019

Portland Noodles

The act of ejaculating into a lover's armpit hair and letting it dry and get crusty. Then munching on it like dry ramen.

First usage 2018, Paul, Mayo, and Aaron

Did you seriously have Portland Noodles today?

by CASTLE6969Liberator November 2, 2018

Wet Noodle

Accurate depiction of John's firewall

John's firewall is as strong as a wet noodle

by DrVenable May 20, 2018

sparkle noodles

Delicious noodles with white sauce and green specks also known as angels hair.

"Mmm can we have sparkle noodles for dinner tonight mum?"

"Jimmy grow the hell up they don't have sparkles on them!"

by DangerBunnyAttac April 18, 2018

Noodle Mic

When you're getting that sloppy toppy and she stops to talk to you while still holding your penis like a microphone

"Bro Emma was giving me that sloppy toppy today and we totally had a whole conversation over noodle mic"

by TreeRooster March 15, 2019