amphibious J

Term meant for a "J" shaped turd that partially sticks out of the water in a toilet bowl.As popularized in the song "AMPHIBIOUS J" by the rock band feedBach

"Honey LOOK!...the J I made sticks out of the water.AMPHIBIOUS J!"

by JeffMan64 August 5, 2008

Bleed J

Blow Job after period sex.

Dude that girl gave me the best Bleed J.

by JBG1024 August 15, 2019

Gargle J

A sexual act that defies most conceptions of morality, and all current understandings of physical reality. An individual with testicles places them in the mouth of a (hopefully) receptive individual. They are then gargled.

"Dude! Cindy was so drunk last night, I got her to give me a gargle j!"

"... That was me man..."

by PetulantPerfectionist April 4, 2010

Jelly J

a lit ass mf toronto rapper

Jelly J dropped his new mixtape last night, shit was fire

by Real Whiite September 10, 2020

Pulling a J

When the fomo is too real and you just need to come back and chat with people cause being lonely isn’t any fun.

Person 1: Hey did you see that guy that left?
Person 2: yeah, he’s pulling a j

by Python3 April 18, 2019

J-bombing

When Christians drop "Jesus" into a conversation unexpectedly.

Me: "So I'm thinking of going on a diet...maybe I'll do Atkins..."
Christian: "Yeah! Well Jesus fasted didn't he?"

They just J-bombed/J-bombing

by Doppa April 12, 2015

j sac

The stomach, most natably named because it is literally a sac shaped like the letter J.

dude1: "dude, you look tired."
dude2: "ye, i haven't filled my j sac in hours."

by ego-tripper August 1, 2009