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Mormon Milkshake

A term for something or someone that, on the surface, appears entirely wholesome, innocent, or conventional, but secretly possesses an unexpected, often edgy, rebellious, or surprisingly unconventional side. It's the hidden kick in an otherwise sweet package.

Derived from the common association of "Mormon" with clean-cut living, combined with "milkshake" (especially in its pop culture sense) implying a hidden allure or "something extra."
Example 1:
"Did you see Sarah's new tattoo? Who knew she was such a Mormon milkshake!"
Example 2:
"This indie band's music sounds like a lullaby, but then the lyrics drop some seriously dark philosophy. Total Mormon milkshake."
Example 3:
"My grandma's knitting circle is a Mormon milkshake; they gossip about the wildest stuff while making baby booties."
by HappyCamper2069 July 18, 2025
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butthole milkshake

When you cum in a butthole and drink it out with a straw!
I'm so horny I'm craving a butthole milkshake!
by Ss69Tim January 13, 2017
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Chocolate milkshake

When you spread someone’s cheeks apart and you put a straw down their butthole and drink their shit
Me and my girl decided to spice things up by dong the chocolate milkshake
by Mitchflip July 28, 2019
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The special chocolate milkshake

When u cum in a cup and take a shit in that same cup and mix it until it looks like a milkshake
I’m so bored rn… I should do the special chocolate milkshake cuz I got nothing better to do!
by TheDummyBummy March 16, 2024
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Carl's Milkshake

While your kid is sleeping, sneak into his room with your wife and start to bone down. If you can finish and yell "CARL" before he wakes up, you win.
We snuck into his room, started pounding it out, and I was like "CARRRRRL!" Then he woke up. It was awkward. And now I'm on a government list. But I got a Carl's Milkshake!
by Danosue June 6, 2020
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Milkshake

When you cover a guys dick in whipped cream right as or right before he cums and mix them together.
Cody gave me a milkshake last night and I was so sweet
by Jxxxh July 11, 2018
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Triple Milkshake Deluxe

The process of masturbating during an earthquake while having a seizure subsequently, thus performing the Triple Milkshake Deluxe.
Bob: "There's an earthquake, perfect time for a Triple Milkshake Deluxe! John, quickly drop into a seizure and masturbate! "
by T1ts March 23, 2022
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