chump bump

A man bun.

Hipsters love to have beards and chump bumps.

by kriptonicvirus April 8, 2019

Front bumping

Men who enjoy sword fighting or women who like to scissor.

Im very sore from all that front bumping last night. We should have tried sex instead.

by paul8m3 July 10, 2015

bible bump

A giant bump that you hit with a bible to cure. Commonly found in the Wild West.

Looks like ol davie got himself a bible bump again.

by The Texan Pennsylvanian April 19, 2021

Bullshit Bump

A Bullshit Bump occurs when someone throws a wrench, negatively impacts or otherwise throws a bump into your plans.

Ugh. Bill is saying he moved the location of the gathering all the way to the other end of town an hour before the meeting time. He’s always throwing Bullshit Bumps.

by YourBoyBlue October 26, 2020

Dinosaur bump

The small bumps on a guys taint

"Dude I accidentally cut one of my dinosaur bumps while shaving my taint last night" -K.A.L

by wizzahickon June 7, 2013

Humpty Bumps

Super-chub females with massive fat rolls hanging off their stomach (stomach aprons). This word only applies to these super obese with lots of heaviness around the mid-section, similar to the ones on "The Biggest Loser". Females with massive asses or legs would not be called this term.

That blond lady with huge fat rolls around her waist on The Biggest Loser is an ok looking humpty bumps.

by mocha12346 April 25, 2010

Bumping Fuzz

when two women bump their hairy pussies together until they come upon a squirt fest

Sandra and I were a lesbian couple and had a few beers and were headed home. we were both feeling kind of horny when Sandra took my pantileius off and started rubbing my shithola till i cummed. then we started bumping fuzz when we bump our hairy pussies together with our hairy pussies having a squirt fest

by myneckmybcklckmytaint December 5, 2018