Gas mask

Schmutz that you put on your face, but never f-sag

If you want to know how to properly use a gas mask go to the israeli military

by Sexydimma June 25, 2022

Swamp Gas

Pork indused hydrogen sulfide rich vapour jettisoned from the digestive tract, with hallucinatory properties specifically known to induce visions of alien abduction and possible molestation. The odor has been described as a synthesis of thousand year egg, wet dog and brimstone.

Brian: OMFG! I see lights in the sky, think I'm being abducted by ALIENS!

Jer: No that's not aliens that's my Swamp Gas. I had all you can eat baby back pork ribs from Chillies.

Brian: The aliens are probing my orifices with hot metal objects! The space ship smells like Hell, maybe I've died and gone to Hell.

Jer: Nah your not being probed you just sat on the Can Cheese.

by Jerman900 October 23, 2022

gas-memeing

When one posts a gif/meme on social media, especially on Facebook, pushing their agenda, they are gas-memeing.

That Facebook post with the picture of low gas prices from the pandemic isn't fooling anyone. Everyone knows demand was down because of the national shut-down. That guy is just gas-memeing.

by Clive Hyde August 5, 2023

Ratchet-gas

Slang used for "Methamphetamine".

Once Timmy got that ratchet-gas in him and got spun, he's been a ratchet ass bitch ever since.

by Spifyrays June 29, 2016

gas beers

when you stick a beer bottle up your ass and fart and it makes bubbles

Carl is going to gas beers with me and Freddie

by danny kilt May 17, 2020

Gas Solo

Gas Solo is that guy, the owner of Gas Clan and quite frankly one of the best people to live on this earth! He is the most amazing man you could ever meet. Truly a life-changing human being. He is also a GOD at Fortnite and will 1v1 anybody and destroy them. Don't mess with this guy.

Have you heard of "Gas Solo"?

Nah, I haven't

Really? He's that guy. The GOAT.

by LexisJunior November 9, 2021

Gas exchange

A ritual performed by chemistry teachers where they strip naked and get into a butt to butt position and fart repeatedly exchanging gas.

Student: "Did you hear Miss Byrne and Mr Percival gas exchanged in front of the whole class."

Other Student: "God I bet you creamed yourself"

Student: "Ohh trust me I'm soaked"

by Jaquantavius February 24, 2021