by Slangmastanyc September 01, 2021
Something that people call themselves when they believe they are unattractive/ugly. Can also be used as an insult.
Person a: Oh my gosh, I'm such an ugly potato.
Person b: No you're not, shut up.
Person: My crush is a goddess and I'm just an ugly potato.
Person a: Would you like to go out with me?
Person b: Ewww you're such an ugly potato thoughhh...
Person b: No you're not, shut up.
Person: My crush is a goddess and I'm just an ugly potato.
Person a: Would you like to go out with me?
Person b: Ewww you're such an ugly potato thoughhh...
by Mighty Bean Boi April 07, 2022
is boyfriend & girlfriend even a thing these days. fuck that. chase a bag, fuck bitches, live life. ~ Ugly Goat
by Ugly Goat August 03, 2019
where you see the girl and you find yourself cringing and twitching like you’re being punched in the stomach and shot repeatedly in the chest, all at the same time, and you eventually just kneel to the ground and start weeping ever so softly whispering “why me…” over and over again while you’re wondering what you did to deserve that treatment
Guy 1: Damn, I was so shitfaced drunk yesterday I dont even remember who I banged last night.
Guy 2: I saw her this morning man, she was violently ugly.
Guy 2: I saw her this morning man, she was violently ugly.
by Da Ankle December 24, 2011
Any mother fucker named Chris is what this is. Especially when his last name is Hollis. They tend to think they are amazing people but they are actually cheating, girlfriend beating bastards. He will tell you that you are worthless and make you turn against all of your friends. Don't get involved with one of these people they will fuck your life up.
I hate Chris.
Why?
He is a ugly hoe that cheats and abuses his girlfriends.
Well in that case fuck him!
Why?
He is a ugly hoe that cheats and abuses his girlfriends.
Well in that case fuck him!
by Yo momma eats pussy July 07, 2020
Sean: "Holy shit man I just spewed a bit in my mouth."
Derrek: "I know dude, that chick was vom-ugly."
Derrek: "I know dude, that chick was vom-ugly."
by siamly April 07, 2010
The distance at which a person will begin to appear unattractive to another person looking at them. Outside that distance the person in question will appear attractive. Note that this varies wildly with personal preference and/or alchohol consumption. Can also vary based on certain body part characteristics, which can result in "ugly radius asymmetry". There is enough variability within the human population for ugly radii to exist from zero to infinity.
From 20 feet away, Stephanie looks mighty hot, but her ugly radius is about three feet. With makeup and a liitle alcohol in me it's reduced to a foot or less.
by grind s. March 09, 2012