Mike; Jim, did you check into that porn site I emailed to you?
Jim; Yes, but it costs too much, it's not in my porn allowance.
Jim; Yes, but it costs too much, it's not in my porn allowance.
by Eugene Walnut February 2, 2009
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"Where did you get those magazines I found under your bed?"
"I don't know - the Porn Fairy must have left them"
"I don't know - the Porn Fairy must have left them"
by Johnnybender October 25, 2007
Get the Porn Fairy mug.What were you doing last night? Becky and I were sending text porn to each other on the cell phones last night. Cool!
by You lie May 4, 2007
Get the text porn mug.A period of time which may last for several days, weeks or possibly months in which no good new porn can be found on hosting sites e.g. spankiwire.
A tough time for all men.
A tough time for all men.
A: "Dude spankwire has been terrible the last few days, it only has weird videos on it!"
B: " Tell me about it dude, i think we may be in the middle of a porn drought"
B: " Tell me about it dude, i think we may be in the middle of a porn drought"
by mattsim May 20, 2009
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Man, I was watching some scrambled porn and could have sworn I saw either a breast or maybe it was a testicle, but whatever it was, it still got me aroused.
by TheCroatian February 2, 2009
Get the Scrambled Porn mug.Mommy Porn is a sub-genre of erotica that grew out of the mainstream success of E.L. James' erotic novel 'Fifty Shades of Grey.' Characterized by its perceived audience and elegant description of female sexual domination, Mommy Porn first gained popularity with mom's over thirty years old before it quickly spread to a worldwide audience.
The characteristics that define Mommy Porn are: Its focus on female sexual fantasy; The introduction of an innocent female protagonist to an unimagined world of sex; A controlling, alpha male love interest; and its detailed description of sex without using graphic words.
The characteristics that define Mommy Porn are: Its focus on female sexual fantasy; The introduction of an innocent female protagonist to an unimagined world of sex; A controlling, alpha male love interest; and its detailed description of sex without using graphic words.
Reading mommy porn makes me realize what my life could have been like if I met a hot dominant billionaire instead of my husband.
by Erica Erotica July 2, 2012
Get the Mommy Porn mug.Pornography usually of a soft-core or poorly edited nature (see: Girls Gone Wild) is usually considered quasi-porn. Sometimes quasi-porn includes too many cut scenes or cut aways (angle changes) etc, ugly girls, too much talking during sex or otherwise nonsexual dialogue ("storyline").
How to know you quasi-porn:
1). Bare breasts are only shown for a fraction of a second.
2). *NOT* a fetish porn but camera constantly pans to girls feet.
3). One is incapable of beating off without being forced to pause, rewind or fast forward porn.
4). You become more interested in the actual "story" than the sex scenes.
5). Girl never takes her top off/tits remain in bra.
6). There is no real or significant penetration.
1). Bare breasts are only shown for a fraction of a second.
2). *NOT* a fetish porn but camera constantly pans to girls feet.
3). One is incapable of beating off without being forced to pause, rewind or fast forward porn.
4). You become more interested in the actual "story" than the sex scenes.
5). Girl never takes her top off/tits remain in bra.
6). There is no real or significant penetration.
by urbanr0cker May 13, 2008
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