Trump Tard Syndrome 

TTS Is a person who blindly follows Trump versus leveraging independent thinking and listening to science and doctors.

That guy has TTS (Trump Tard Syndrome) one of Trump’s Tard’s.

Trump Tard Syndrome by #FACTSAREFACTS April 3, 2020

______sasuke.tard 

A goat that is carrying anime tiktok😹

______sasuke.tard Is a goat😹

______sasuke.tard by 77adz July 22, 2021

army tard 

An army tard is someone who may or may not have served in the armed forces, but insists that everything about the army is 'really cool' and 'patriotic'. Army tards usually display stickers on their vehicles indicating their rank or unit affiliation or some other type of military related jargon, which makes them feel 'special'. Army tards at the university level, to include ROTC cadets, usually stand out as those who maintain 'regulation haircuts', walk as if they're in an imaginary formation, and engage in really loud army-related conversations with other army tards.

Army tard 1: "Hey man, I can't wait to go to Iraq/Afghanistan. I hear all they do is work out all day and the food's really good!"

Army tard 2: "Yeah dude me too, but before I go, I'm buying an authentic K-BAR to attach to my right boot."

Army tard 1: "I don't know what i'd do without the army!"

Army tard 2: "Yeah, me too!"

army tard by terminalsoup March 1, 2010

wayne tard 

a person who assumes any song either by or featuring lil wayne is incredibly awesome, even if its horrible and sounds like all 500 of his other songs.

trey: yo man you diggin waynes new ish?

mike: yeah bro its completely original.

cory: yall is wayne tards.

wayne tard by D1Z3W March 30, 2010

Smart tard 

A high functioning retard.

Timmy the handicapped boy goes to work everyday and does his job well, he sure is a smart tard! ;)

Smart tard by jphkelowna May 13, 2010

Road-Tard 

A severe mental disorder where a driver on the road is oblivious to basic motor vehicle operations and rules of the road. This condition affects teenagers to seniors.

Symptoms: Random braking, new driver sign, new driver sign written so badly that it must have been made by kids in play school, cutting you off, staring straight, unable to execute a turn while staying in his/her lane, driving onto incoming traffic...

Side Effects: Causes other drivers on the road massive road rage as well as giving them the middle finger.

Bob: Oh my god that driver just stopped on the freeway with his signal light on trying to get on the off ramp.

John: Typical move by a Road-Tard!!!!

Road-Tard by Evil McBain September 1, 2010

Bull Tard 

A degenerate gambler who always thinks the crypto market is going to go up. The most famous example of a bull-tard is a person called 'Scipio'

"Scipio was such a bull tard last night" says Anon, "yeh I know, wtf why was he such a bull tard, bitcoin was never going to reach 16k"

Bull Tard by Monetae_Anon April 8, 2020