Taking a Charles

When a co-worker takes an hour bathroom break dropping a deuce while facebooking.

Worker 1: Do you know where William is at?
Worker 2: I have no idea, Probably taking a charles.

by TheTrollthatLurks November 20, 2012

Taking a paugh

The act of taking a dump without using your cell phone as entertainment; thereby expediting the process.

"Hey Richard, are you about done shitting? We gotta go! You better be taking a paugh!"

by WonderBread10 April 12, 2013

talking to the canoe driver

Licking clit.

I could not answer the phone. I was busy "talking to the canoe driver" and my old lady was ready to blow.

by Steelersfreak2 April 14, 2014

Talkitis

It's a very contagious thing which causes people to talk and talk forever.

Many people in history had talkitis, like the President

by CoolanguinDude457 February 26, 2015

talking like a tool

Raising your voice in annoyance while over-enunciating words, in order to be understood by the voice recognition program. This occurs most often while talking to Siri on the iPhone, or while trying to get past the automated customer service prompts when you call Comcast, AT&T, Verizon, the gas company, and the like.

Someone should Songify themselves talking like a tool.

by Ae5Ea8 May 7, 2015

tanaija

Gorgeous, tall, Dark skin, cute af, funny as hell will forever make you laugh, is like a mom and will also save your life a few times she'scharming always has food she is a food god! She will always be your ride or die. Is caring and super nice and giving. You're lucky to have a Tanaija she's amazing af!

You're not funny, where's Tanaija so she can roast on your life and make me laugh.

I love Tanaija.
Tanaija is a food god.
Bitch I got that boba make my pussy hova!

Me: You got food in your purse? Tete: *pulls food out* Me: praise 🙏
Food God Funny Af cute af

by Behappy.cx March 31, 2016

Taking Bodies

Killing people, usually certain people who have disrespected you or your group. Taking bodies = taking lives.

This nigga tryna fuck with me and my group. Hell nah, we taking bodies.

by Mealjoee November 7, 2016