taijence 

taijence a beautiful young girl, plays sports (ex; hockey, volleyball.. etc) has a big heart, she is a loving young lady, beautiful as a flower, gorgeous as a model, and is really stunning. her personality is amazing, and out of this world. has wheels, always gets them babyboys. also a real jokester.

"taijence is beautiful" "look, taijence has wheels" "taijence wheeling" "taijence is so beautiful"

taijence by MarcusS November 5, 2013

Taint Muncher 

A person who sucks up to their boss at work to an exceedingly annoying degree.

Did you hear how Lenny said he would work extra hours with no overtime pay? What a fucking taint muncher, we used to fuck kids like that in the ass back in the Army. Figuratively speaking of course but still...

Taint Muncher by Ram Johnson April 17, 2014

Taintch Fingers 

The cheesy, poo smell that sticks to your entire hand for far too long after taking care of a Taintch.

Puh lease wash those Taintch Fingers.

I purposefully shook my exes hand with my Taintch Fingers.

Taintch Fingers by Sir Shartsalot July 2, 2014

Taint Reader 

Someone who can tell the future by reading taints.

So, taint reader, what can you tell me about my future?

Your taint tells me you're about to get your salad tossed!

Your taint tells me you're about to get a tongue in your pussy!

Taint Reader by ExoticTransporter August 25, 2014

tainted tampon 

the process of ripping out the girls tampon while she is asleep and put glue on it and shove it back into her vagina and put glue on it and stick it back in

i gave carla a tainted tampon last night

tainted tampon by helter skeltor September 9, 2014

taint tackler 

A person who is more than enthusiastic about licking taint

I thought johny wasn't a team player, but he was the best taint tackler on the team

taint tackler by butteater66669420 March 29, 2015

Taint Ripper 

A man whose penile girth surpasses the area that the axe wound allows, therefore causing a tear from the point of insertion to the anus.

- Hey Monica , should I go on a date with Beau?

- I wouldn't , I heard he was a real taint ripper.

Taint Ripper by Garth Longmore April 26, 2015