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Toeing Clotties

The act in which a woman, while having a shower, squishes her menstrual clots down the shower drain using her bare toes
Hey Sara, what’s taking so long in there... I need a shower!

Hold the fuck on bro, I’m in here toeing clotties! Be out in a few!
by ScottyMate October 28, 2017
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tonking

The official name for throwing stones at a can. Named after the impact sound of a stone hitting a can. In a game of tonk the object being tonked is known as a tonk, but the object doing the tonking is also known as a tonk.

Carpet tonking is not allowed
Gary's committed, I saw him tonking on the beach on Christmas day
by The Big Prune January 31, 2018
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Taking the Mickey

She was only taking the mickey
by simplephone July 2, 2018
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Taking Badman for Saltbread

When you take badman for salt bread
"You see he touching up my girl? He like he taking badman for saltbread"
by xX_edgelord69_Xx November 11, 2018
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Taking a McCormack

Arriving 30 minutes early to work and then waiting til its time to start work then going to take a shit
Boss: Ok, let's go do.....
Where the fuck did he go?
Co Worker: He's taking a McCormack
by Flip Washington January 24, 2019
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Taking the garlic bread out of the oven

To be off your tits on e's or meth.
BACKSTORY: We saw one of our mates who was 6 Kinds of Wednesdays at a rave and we told him to come to another room with us. However he thought he was still working at his pizza shop and responded with, "Yeah guys in a sec. Just gotta take the garlic bread out of the oven." Cunt was fucked.
"Fuck man look at Shauns eyes, he's clearly taking the garlic bread out of the oven."
OR
"Yeah I see Shaun here every week, he's always taking the garlic bread out of the oven."
by babom July 18, 2007
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toying

Act of playfully batting minds around like a catnip filled toy in a petshop window for one's own amusement. See also: toylette
The Ultimate Postwhore at forums.eHacked.com is toying with everyone just to watch the ensuing mayhem with sadistic glee.
by damondrone March 10, 2005
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