Wife Tax

Its a funny way to say that your wife gets a cut of any unexpected financial gain. Like if you hit a lottery or win a big bet the wife gets her share.

Yeah bro I was in Vegas and won $500 playing craps but after the Wife Tax of 40% I only got to keep $300.

by Ral_phie September 15, 2021

wife kisses

Kissing your significant other in ways as to not catch a cold sore or sickness they have

My girlfriends got a cold sore, looks like it'll be wife kisses for the next few weeks

by Shovel_Lover68 October 12, 2017

brophy wife

When you're dating a chick who gets bonus points cause she's like a bro.

Dude, are you gonna bring your brophy wife to the game?

by runregg June 17, 2013

Wife Pleaser

A wife beater, as named by metrosexual fuckbois

Influencer: "Here I am wearing my Wife pleaser"
Me at the video: "Thats a fucking Wife beater you twat"

by mentlegentle June 11, 2023

hwanwoongs wife

hwanwoongs wife is andrea

hwanwoongs wife is andrea

by andrea yeaaaa October 24, 2020

ex wife

The bitch who doesn't work because she sucks every penny you earn out of your wallet for child support. She usually never lets you see the kids, but that's fine, if you take her to court, she'll falsely accuse you of sexual abuse.

This just shows how society is willing to jump to conclusions and ruin someone's life just because of what one person said about them. Your ex wife usually does this.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx June 21, 2020

clout wife

A girl that is stunning and beautiful and knows how to dress usually Yung Ezekiel has three of these

Bruh Bella Thorne is a clout wife.

by ItzLit man January 29, 2018