Bonus wife

A married woman who conducts herself as a wife another married man that’s not her husband.

Shes only allowed to date married men because shes a better bonus wife then a girlfriend

by Kinkster.org September 25, 2015

Wife Tax

Its a funny way to say that your wife gets a cut of any unexpected financial gain. Like if you hit a lottery or win a big bet the wife gets her share.

Yeah bro I was in Vegas and won $500 playing craps but after the Wife Tax of 40% I only got to keep $300.

by Ral_phie September 15, 2021

Wife Check

While in the act of sexual copulation from behind your partner, during climax you hockey check her as hard as you can into the headboard or wall.

"Last night when making love with my wife, she asked me to be more aggressive, so I gave her a wife check, then I made a PB&J to eat on the toilet before bed."

by DrakeFan313 July 30, 2014

Wife Beater

A sleeveless t-shirt made for men; however, often worn by women around the house as a dress. Most often it is their partner's shirt, it is seen as attractive by most. Consequently when their partner sees them in this shirt they feel aroused. Which is why it is named the Wife Beater.

I love seeing my girl in my old wife beater.

by CWray73 August 19, 2017

Wife Beater

Article of clothing worn by white trash or thugs. Usually has food and beer stains and is two sizes to small.

Chicks dig Wife Beaters at dive bars and Nascar races.

by NateJ3000 October 14, 2019

Wife eyes

When a girlfriend has the qualities of a good wife and is capable of wooing a man into commitment.

Dude #1: Hey lets go out drinking.
Dude #2: Naw, I'm going out with my girl to go look at puppies. We might get one.
Dude #1: Bro you gotta be careful, she has those wife eyes. Your bachelor days are numbered.

by SquinterG November 15, 2016

Wife Pleaser

A wife beater, as named by metrosexual fuckbois

Influencer: "Here I am wearing my Wife pleaser"
Me at the video: "Thats a fucking Wife beater you twat"

by mentlegentle June 11, 2023