1. Porn featuring midgets
2. A phrase used in jest as a proxy for anything (often, but not necessarily porn) where you want to be deliberately vague or insinuate nefarious doings without being too specific. For example you could say "this party is boring, I'm going home to watch some midget porn" meaning you have something more interesting to do but can't be bothered to describe what. Or you could tell someone with a computer virus that they need to stop looking at midget porn, meaning that they need to stop frequenting the dodgy website they got the virus from, whatever it my be.
2. A phrase used in jest as a proxy for anything (often, but not necessarily porn) where you want to be deliberately vague or insinuate nefarious doings without being too specific. For example you could say "this party is boring, I'm going home to watch some midget porn" meaning you have something more interesting to do but can't be bothered to describe what. Or you could tell someone with a computer virus that they need to stop looking at midget porn, meaning that they need to stop frequenting the dodgy website they got the virus from, whatever it my be.
by PiemasterUK May 19, 2011
by lizzi May 19, 2005
Mike; Jim, did you check into that porn site I emailed to you?
Jim; Yes, but it costs too much, it's not in my porn allowance.
Jim; Yes, but it costs too much, it's not in my porn allowance.
by Eugene Walnut February 02, 2009
The Porn Fairy leaves adult magazines in hedge bottoms for the benefit of schoolboys and others who are unable to pluck up the courage to buy their own.
"Where did you get those magazines I found under your bed?"
"I don't know - the Porn Fairy must have left them"
"I don't know - the Porn Fairy must have left them"
by Johnnybender October 08, 2007
What were you doing last night? Becky and I were sending text porn to each other on the cell phones last night. Cool!
by You lie April 26, 2007
A period of time which may last for several days, weeks or possibly months in which no good new porn can be found on hosting sites e.g. spankiwire.
A tough time for all men.
A tough time for all men.
A: "Dude spankwire has been terrible the last few days, it only has weird videos on it!"
B: " Tell me about it dude, i think we may be in the middle of a porn drought"
B: " Tell me about it dude, i think we may be in the middle of a porn drought"
by mattsim May 20, 2009
Porn that you just can't quite make out, but if you watch it real close, you may be able to make out a breast or two.
Man, I was watching some scrambled porn and could have sworn I saw either a breast or maybe it was a testicle, but whatever it was, it still got me aroused.
by TheCroatian February 02, 2009