tim: what were you doing down at the cemetery last night?
frank: I was getting a zombie job from my wife
tim: isn't she dead?
frank: ya
frank: I was getting a zombie job from my wife
tim: isn't she dead?
frank: ya
by redeyez333 February 6, 2009
Get the zombie job mug.1. Removing the vagina from a dead woman and having sex with it.
2. A women's pussy is considered dead when she has not made love in at least 5 years. The pussy is then awaken from the dead when sexual relations occur. She now have a zombie pussy.
2. A women's pussy is considered dead when she has not made love in at least 5 years. The pussy is then awaken from the dead when sexual relations occur. She now have a zombie pussy.
by John the Rapetist April 14, 2010
Get the Zombie Pussy mug.Stupid suburban dudes, who are overly good looking, overly dumb, and date fuck heads. Great to look at, but damn at least i know what the capital of France is.
by Blonde at heart November 12, 2003
Get the Abercrombie Zombie mug.You know who the real Abercrombie zombies, whores, soldiers are? the ones who bitch and moan about it all the time! You see, Abercrombie doesn't advertise, it survives through word of mouth and its incredibly strategic PR. so while all you emo pop culture hating dumbshits look for a scapgoat for your jealous emotions over your highschool "in crowd" you actually aid A&F as a company by keeping they're name in conversation or even putting it out on the internet! So next time you think you're being really cool or rebelious by bashing Abercrombie i hope you realize that you are just another part of their system, like a gear turning in a machine ironically enabling the commercial entity you despise so much... you are the real drones because you think you are working against it, so just shut the fuck up.
"oh wow those abercrombie zombies are such fags blah blah blah I'm a fucking biggot asshole who selfrightously whines about other peoples clothing choices, im so secretly obsessed with these attractive people that I pretend to hate yet I cant stop talking about them."
by A and F shopper October 29, 2005
Get the Abercrombie Zombie mug.1. noun. A topic that will eventually EAT YOUR BRAINS!!!! 2. noun. A topic that isnt based on the original idea but keeps going long after the original idea is dead. Commonly found on forums and Facebook.
On someones note on facebook:
guy #1: Hey, anyone wanna get something to eat?
guy #2: Naw, i'm not hungry after reading about aliens taking over the world.
guy #3: No way!!! What were you reading?
guy #2: I was reading (insert book name here). Its so graphic.
guy #3: Sounds like a good book!
guy #4: Its kinda like (insert similar book here).
guy #2: No. Its not even close.
(etc.)
(later when guy #1 gets back to the page)
guy #1: AHHHHHHH!!!!! ZOMBIE TOPIC!!!!!!
guy #1: Hey, anyone wanna get something to eat?
guy #2: Naw, i'm not hungry after reading about aliens taking over the world.
guy #3: No way!!! What were you reading?
guy #2: I was reading (insert book name here). Its so graphic.
guy #3: Sounds like a good book!
guy #4: Its kinda like (insert similar book here).
guy #2: No. Its not even close.
(etc.)
(later when guy #1 gets back to the page)
guy #1: AHHHHHHH!!!!! ZOMBIE TOPIC!!!!!!
by Imwithstupid531 December 26, 2009
Get the Zombie Topic mug.'Red zombie' is a group of noncompliance to society in Korea that breaks down constitutional value and democracy through illegal and violent protests following North Korea ideology.
To break through dissatisfaction of realities, ‘Red Zombie’ blindly follows North Korea’s propaganda such as military-first policy, which Kim Jong il (often referred to as “Dear Leader” by red zombie) insists that North Korea can be a “country strong in ideology and economy” only when its military is strong.
Therefore, the origin of a red(Symbol of Communism) came from they are followers of North Korea and Communism. And Zombie is named because they usually crawled out on the street at every night in 2008 and trampled the law system of korea with illegal and violent protest.
To break through dissatisfaction of realities, ‘Red Zombie’ blindly follows North Korea’s propaganda such as military-first policy, which Kim Jong il (often referred to as “Dear Leader” by red zombie) insists that North Korea can be a “country strong in ideology and economy” only when its military is strong.
Therefore, the origin of a red(Symbol of Communism) came from they are followers of North Korea and Communism. And Zombie is named because they usually crawled out on the street at every night in 2008 and trampled the law system of korea with illegal and violent protest.
Red zombie attempted to overthrow the current government on the pretext that U.S.-Korea Free Trade Agreement would cause Mad Cow disease infected beef to be imported to South Korea in 2008.
It has turned out to be a complete fabrication, which ‘Red Zombie' intentionally cooked up for instigating Korean people to disturb the government.
It has turned out to be a complete fabrication, which ‘Red Zombie' intentionally cooked up for instigating Korean people to disturb the government.
by kendo35 October 7, 2009
Get the Red Zombie mug."Zombie shot" is when you're shooting a gun unaware that the safty is on or that you have forgotten to cock the gun, so basicly a dead shot.
Luke: "okay i'm going to aim for the center of the card."
Kevin: "go for it bro."
Luke: -tryes to fire the gun but the tigger is locked- "awh safty's on."
Kevin: "You're a fail."
Luke: 'yeah bloody Zombie shot's."
Kevin: "go for it bro."
Luke: -tryes to fire the gun but the tigger is locked- "awh safty's on."
Kevin: "You're a fail."
Luke: 'yeah bloody Zombie shot's."
by Kevin-T. April 13, 2011
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