Unicorn horn

The final result of using a lotion, lube, or other product that contains shimmer or glimmer on your penis. Usually for maturation.

Jeremy wanted to wack it, but could only find his fiances lotion. He didn't care but afterwards he had a fabulous unicorn horn.

by Cut glitter December 4, 2016

maths unicorn

mythical being that is believed to be able to solve any math problem by didving by the area!!also a common raecherism much to the annoyance of the williams of the world.

AWWW man a cant do this problem!?

Its alrite man just divide by the area.

PFFTT...where u get that idea, the maths unicorn?

YEA!!

by peekabooooooooooo April 15, 2008

Unicorn Army

People wearing rubber unicorn masks doing normal, day-to-day things and also doing silly things in front of national monuments. The #unicornarmy is known all over the United States and globally. Unicorn Army members are sometimes cab drivers, sushi chefs or porn stars. Buy a mask from www.UnicornArmy.com and join the fun.

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by TheUnicornArmy September 6, 2013

Unicorned

Getting player owned in a fantasy based universe.

I just got unicorned by a red dragon knight!

by tweanut October 19, 2008

Unicorn Fuck

A unicorn fuck is a mythical sexual conquest that is claimed to have taken place but did not or a sexual encounter that is desired but almost certainly will never take place.

Example: "Listen Keith, that story you told about that chick from high school you claim you finger-banged behind Shakey's Pizza? She's a unicorn fuck. I checked and her picture isn't even in the annual."

by Red Pepper Lover December 14, 2014

crying unicorn

1.) The act of ejaculating into one's eye

2.) The act of ejaculating into your own eye

Patrick: Dude I can't believe you gave Janice a crying unicorn.
Nate: I f**ked her eye out
Other example:
Matthew: (hardcore masturbation)*penile squirt* AAAHH F*CK MY MOTHERF*CKING EYE!!!

by MPN January 16, 2011

Rusty Unicorn

Shit in a condom and use as a Dildo

I tried a rusty unicorn last night!

by Davely June 7, 2014