Squid

That one kid who rushes without any social media

Danny said, "idk guys, seems like a squid to me" after he found out a pnm didn't have a Facebook or insta

by UCSAM September 16, 2020

squid game red light green light

its where people are so fuckin dumb and they dont know how to fuckin hold still

in squid game red light green light indian man save asain bitch from dying and asain person come back 3 years later and say ive played these befreore or whatevre man

by canihaveamcfluryand2largefries February 26, 2025

Squid

Slang for a single cigarette

Hey man you got a squid?

Damn! Here needy you lucky I just got a pack from the gas station

by TheJordanzWorld August 18, 2021

Squid

Short for "squirrley kid," a squid is an odd character who doesn't talk to members of the opposite sex at parties and floats around in everyone's peripheral.

That dude is such a squid

by jmoneyswag123 March 14, 2015

Squid slam

When a man takes his enormous cock and swings it as hard as he can against the face of a helpless woman. Resulting in an unconscious, tooth missing, face bleeding, cum covered and demoralized woman. the term dated back to the early settlement days where pilgrims use to conduct this act on Native American woman in longhouses and wigwams. The first male to successfully conduct a "SQUID SLAM" was John smith. Walt Disney was trying to document this act in the movie Pocahontas but the scene was removed to to funding. It was later seen in a three second apperence in the movie SpaceJam and was performed my Micheal Jordan. He then retires a few years shortly after the release of the film.

Dude! Last night I asked my girl if she wanted to spice things up and she said of hell yeah you son of a bitch! .....so I squid slammed her as hard as I could! I then spent the next 9 hours in the ER. Good. The only good thing about it was when I was explaining the story to the nurse she was diggin the Squid Slam and asked if I could show her..... so I did while the old lady was still passed out.

by DE SOTO April 27, 2017

Squid

Scooter kid. A male or female who rides a scooter everywhere they go. Rain or shine.

Jenni 'Did you see those kids riding their scooters in the snow?,

Bria 'wow, what a bunch of squids.'

by Fukingbishwut October 3, 2015

Squid bags

When one penetrates the penis far enough in the vagina , feces come out and stick to the scrotum.

Aye bro when I was railing your mom, she gave me squid bags

by Bigdaddypunz March 9, 2021