shrek

the seggsiest person to be alive

person 1: woah is that shrek?
person 2: omg yes he is so seggsy

by Gdydudyeuejehfheheyry457 December 9, 2020

Shrek

A mixture of Coors beer and pickle juice garnished with a pickle.

Person A: What are you drinking?
Person B: A fresh Shrek!
Person A: like the movie

Person B: lol yea

by Johnny wu2 February 21, 2022

Shrek

A beautiful sexy man.

Shrek- “ it’s like an onion it’s got layers”

by Qazxswedcvfrtgbnh January 24, 2021

Shrek's Swamp

You should not have come into this corner of the internet shrek's swamp is sacred and you shall never pass or he will ogre power you

I heard some people got super shrekt in Shrek's Swamp

by Bennyt0719 September 10, 2018

Dubious Shrek

(noun)

The act of pissing in your girl (or guy)'s ass and fisting out a lump of faeces, then mixing with the urine, while shoving it violently back into the ass, causing a rupture and mix of red, yellow and brown, resulting in a creamy brown mud, then smothering it all over your body then conveying a message to your girl (or guy) saying "Get out of my Swamp!"

Owen: Jesus christ what happened to you Ethan?
Ethan: Well me and my girl got down and dirty and I performed the act of a Dubious Shrek.

by Chinkyboy321 February 16, 2023

PS1 Hagrid x Shrek

the best ship ever no one can say anything about it as it is so perfect

Person 1:I ship PS1 Hagrid x Shrek
Person 2: So does everyone you're not original

by hdijasdo;iawsjdoisdkofp sdjmdj June 27, 2022

Shrek

A shrek is a holy figure of wich many pray to in their times of misery and misfortune.

"Hey Ron, have you praised to shrek yet?"
"Uhh, no sir"
"Aithest!!!!!"

by Lacara4d December 25, 2019