The Soap Curse is when you beat your meat with with some sort of soap, usually shampoo, conditioner, body wash, or hand soap. Doing this consistently will result in the formation of hard and shell-like dead skin on the full exterior of your penis, sometimes even on the tip. Following this is a days long process of peeling the previously mentioned dead skin, with an end result of a much softer and smoother member.
by The True Dumbass March 11, 2024
When you tilt a bag of chips back so you can eat it without your hands. This results in bag curse which is closely related to zorn sack.
by MilkyBag October 21, 2019
The bane of collectors.
When you're one item away from completing a set, but you can't find it no matter how hard you look in store shelves or how many packs you buy.
When you're one item away from completing a set, but you can't find it no matter how hard you look in store shelves or how many packs you buy.
Person A: You got to help me!
Person B: What's wrong?
Person A: You know how I need only more card to complete my set, right?
Well, I opened ten 5-card blind packs, and I didn't get it!
Person A: Looks like you're suffering from the last item curse.
Person B: What's wrong?
Person A: You know how I need only more card to complete my set, right?
Well, I opened ten 5-card blind packs, and I didn't get it!
Person A: Looks like you're suffering from the last item curse.
by ChameleonDragon February 07, 2018
by monkee3_ong July 03, 2024
This is when you are poor because you live in a city like Detroit Michigan the United States of America in present time where you can’t come up and get rich legitimately no matter what you do. Well if you was anywhere else like New York or California you would make it big and be the riches and most famous person ever. Maybe even president of the United States or King or be in the best movies or songs ever. And no way to move out or leave this city which was once promising back in the day in the 80s or so.
This cursed rip off life will be the end of me. Why I wasn’t born in Hollywood ? My dream of Japan. Where I shine like the brightest star
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 13, 2022
by Chair11111 March 24, 2023
“Me and Ryan Reynolds fucked, then the power went out.”
“It sounds like you’ve been hit with the Arcujo curse.”
“It sounds like you’ve been hit with the Arcujo curse.”
by gbc1969 February 28, 2023