Nice Tates

A common phrase openly stated by the typical man, its meaning applies to two specific scenario. The first and more common one being when a woman with a fantastic set of funbags, despite having a "great personality", walks by a man who catches a glimpse of the glorious sight and will happily proclaim "Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice TATES!", expressing his joy. The second meaning is derived from the great sense of satisfaction a man gets when he imagines what a pair of nice tates would look like pressed against his face, for when something cool or awesome happens, it becomes more than acceptable to state "Niiiice Tates" as a means of defining the awesome/cool moment.

Example 1

Dude1: "Dude check out the hot bitch wearing the soaking wet white tank-top!!!"

Dude2: "Shes got some Nice Tates!!!"

Example 2

Nadsack: "Niiiiiiiiiiice Tates!"

Chick: "Excuse me???"

Nadsack" *gets scared girly look his face "Oh im sorry! I wasnt talkin bout u! It was just the moment!"

Girl: "Ur such a loser, get a haircut."

by cockjuggling thundercunt February 21, 2010

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Filthy Tater tot

after a long eventful night of drinking one stops by the local dell taco restaurant or whatever local cheap Mexican food establishment you are in close proximity to. Then you go home and fuck your girl friend and at the point just prior to climax you pull out and turn and and mount her face with your ass and push out a small amount of turd that resembles a tater tot, then she licks it out of your ass, as this is happening it pushes you into overwhelming climax and you splatter your yogurt onto her tits

Joe and Rina went out on the town, john got Rina exceptionally drunk unknown to Rina was the Filthy Tater Tot that she would be performing later.

by sogwnl November 25, 2009

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