Elephant Trunk

An extreme case of burning hemorrhoids in which the inside of the anus is so elongated that it hangs down like an elephant's proboscis. And like the real elephant's trunk, it is extremely sensitive and can smell terrible. Unlike the real elephant's trunk, it is not strong enough to rip the branches off a tree.

Guy #1: Man, I biked 5 hours today on my Grandma's old Schwinn.

Guy #2: Ouch! That must have really been painful on your arse.

Guy #1: You said it. I got an elephant trunk so long it's wrapped around my junk.

by cocteau30 August 17, 2011

trunking

A dog fight held in a closed car trunk. The trunk is closed for 15 to 30 minutes before they open it. The dog left alive is the winner. This method is used because it is hard for police to detect and even more difficult to prosecute.

The neighbors were accused of trunking.

by harus October 16, 2008

trundle

The act of scissoring, but instead of performed vagina-to-vagina, it is performed taint-to-grundle (hence, trundle). The term gaint may also be applied.

"Oh yeeeeeah, trundle my grundle baby, trundle my grundle!"

by JayMan25 June 19, 2008

trunt

abbreviated form of " twent-four carat cunt"; meaning a genuine and total cunt.

He's a genuine trunt.
That was a trunt act.

by jaselo January 17, 2008

funk in the trunk

Having subs in trunk or storage area of your automobile.

What kina funk yous got in that trunk

by Matt McMasters Ph D October 28, 2003

Trunk!

When one's anus protrudes slightly as a direct result of excessive anal sex.

Hey Sarah! Roland says you have trunk!

by iamaverycoolguy October 5, 2006

luncheon truncheon

its the bit that likes to hang around between a blokes legs, between his balls and his bellybutton, unless he's weird and deformed in case you should probably stop looking.. or asking for that matter. freak.

Cyril nearly knocked Wendy out with his luncheon truncheon as they ran naked through the field...

by Tom C, Rich W, and Suzi S April 21, 2004