Bobby: hey have you seen human shrek 😩 so segsy
Bobette: I mean I don’t think so but whatever flips your switch ig
Bobette: I mean I don’t think so but whatever flips your switch ig
by Dumdum_mcbumbum May 08, 2021
When a straight male masturbates to gay porn but when he ejaculates he switches to a saved picture of a female.
"Adam was concerned all that gay porn he watches is making him gay, so I told him about The Switch and now his post nut clarity is less intense"
by Flabanaga Noongah July 06, 2024
Before that bitch could have sex, she had to turn off the switch...Then it was time to get down to business.
by Stevie Y November 03, 2004
This is when Joe Jacobs plans to switch from the Marcantels to the Wetherbeas in a swift manner. Procreating with each of these fine Lumen Christi's. Althoguh this is dreamt about, the only man to pull this off is the one and only Carl A. Gerstacker of Albion College. The man, the myth, the legend. "I was drunk"
"I pulled the switcharoo"
by Switcher February 24, 2009
A kill switch, every doomsday machine has one, I guess. It's the last resort off button, and a huge plot device. Robot going crazy? Kill switch. Inator foiled by a teal platypus? Kill switch. Machine gains sentience and greatly dislikes it? Kill switch. It's that easy!
"Bro, help! My vacuum is turning on me and becoming evil!"
"Does it have a kill switch?"
"Uh... no?"
"It was nice knowing you."
"Does it have a kill switch?"
"Uh... no?"
"It was nice knowing you."
by S1lv3rP4w3dC4t December 10, 2023
When, in a football game/bedroom/house of horrors you slip a pinky in their asshole and you can see an audibly sigh of enjoyment and then you immediately switch in the thumb, right to the back half. At this point there is either an added level of enjoyment, or more likely pain.
You should have seen me last night. I did the old pink n switch and she fucken dropped to the ground in a puddle of blood and shit. It was a fucken classic!
by Therterkerjerbs April 11, 2024
by C-fitzizzle March 07, 2008