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burning Swedish meatball

During sex a female will pour gasoline on a swedish males testicules and then light them on fire.
by jo m4ma February 19, 2021
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A Swedish Joke

A Swedish joke is mostly used by other Nordic countries like Norway, Denmark,Finland etc. But can also be found in some Slavic countries. A Swedish joke is a joke about how stupid Swedes are. Because of the other countries are jealous of the Swedish addiction. Mostly Norwegians because of the fact, that Norway do the work and Sweden takes the credit. They have the easiest language because of who stupid they are. And they criticised other skandinavian languages
She is such a Swedish joke. And think my teacher is a Swedish joke. Donald turmp is such an Swedish
by Ompalompa178 April 22, 2021
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best swedish streamer

Margareta is the best swedish streamer on twitch
by filipeoliveiraa July 8, 2021
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Nuclear Swedish Softcock Flickergooning

Nuclear Swedish Softcock Flickergooning is an extension of Swedish Softcock Flickergooning that involves performing the act with your balls touching a highly radioactive source. This does two things.
1: It irradiates your semen, adding some *spice* to the final product
2: It makes your cock fall off due to radiation sickness.

Instead of just waiting a week to use the final product of Swedish Softcock Flickergooning, you wait until your cock falls off and add that to the mix. Usually, you can only do this once, so make it count.
John: "He'll never expect Nuclear Swedish Softcock Flickergooning."

John: "Hey Jimmy!"
Jimmy: "What's up, John?"
John: "Remember that box of Swedish Fish you gave me a while back?"
Jimmy: "Oh, yeah! That got you good huh?"
John: "Yeah! Well, I decided to make a peace offering to you."
Jimmy: "And what's that?"
John: "A completely normal, unfucked box of Swedish Fish."
Jimmy: "Why thank you, John."
John drops dead (for the second time).
by Jimothy A. Bonquavious March 2, 2025
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The Swedish Kanye

To suck your cousins dick from 6 to 14 with ravenous passion until he blows his load all inside of you.
Hey man sorry I was late; I was giving my cousin The Swedish Kanye.
by Swedish Kanye May 9, 2025
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Try-hard (swedish version)

In Sweden, the word is often used to describe someone who puts a lot of effort into school or someone who makes a lot of dribbles while playing a sport for fun. A mean way of saying someone has high ambitions
Common use of Try-hard (swedish version):

- Look at how much Oscar is dribbling.
- Yeah, he’s such a try-hard

Or

- Is Sven actually studying between the lessons?
- He’s a try-hard.
by The try-hard February 21, 2020
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Keep it Swedish

Staying neutral in a controversial issue, just like Sweden. Therefore you can’t get hate from either party or get canceled.
Gun control is so controversial, so I’m gonna keep it Swedish with how I feel on it.
by anonymousdude18527 December 12, 2020
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