GQ Statis

a term that adequetly describes an individual(generally a male) who exerts strong effort towards his appearance, perhaps strong enough to make him GQ cover-worthy thus giving him the ever prized GQ Statis.

"Hey Nickelsen, You're lookin real sharp today, very GQ Statis"

by chemstock May 25, 2007

Stratis

A person who tries to find racism or other negative aspects of anything a person says, no matter how harmless. Usually also a hypocrite, claiming that they are against whatever you are saying whilst also saying things that openly or backhandedly put forth similar ideas.
Sometimes shortened to “strat”.

Person 1: Oh my god making people wait until 18 to vote is racist, 12 year olds should be able to vote
Person 2: dude stop being such a stratis

by a literal f*cking corn cob June 17, 2021

Stationary Crunk

A word used to describe one who is physically unable to move around with some sort of ease, therefore causing the person to turn to alcohol, ultimately leading to a state of stationary crunkness.

Kenny: "Where's stationary crunk?"
Phil: "Oh colby? He broke his leg and so he getting crunk in his room."
Kenny: "Awh yes, I see, he is one stationary crunk."
Colby: FUCK!! TITS!!

by mobile crunk February 23, 2009

stationary joe

when a guy simply just takes it in the butt without movement; opposite of a spinning jenny

Wow, he pulled a stationary joe last night.

by Stationary Joe October 18, 2011

starting a lawnmower

The act of performing vaginal sex on your partner while yanking a long string of anal beads from their rectum.

My partner and I tried a new sexual position last night called starting a lawnmower.

by omg i knew that? November 27, 2013

stating a point

When you tell somebody how it is and you don't beat around the bush. You tell the person what's wrong without making a big fuss of it.

I'm not arguing with you, I'm just stating a point.

by Katelena January 2, 2016

static storm

A small storm of static that interrupts electronics and other machines. Usually such occurrence happens in hot and humid weather.

The static storm just shorted out my laptop! DAMN IT!

by Schmuckoff June 23, 2017