Stockport

The Cannabis city of the UK.
Stockport where they have real Cannabis and not imitation, soapbar hash. Stockport. The land of the free.

We have 8 skunk and 3 hash,
3 Cannabis cafes, no hookers.

by bobby April 20, 2004

9-volt Shocker

The act of using a 9 volt battery sparingly during oral sex on a woman. As to illicit same results of placing on tongue. Preferably a used battery from a smoke alarm or clock to avoid injury, also avoid continuous contact and utilize dot-dot-dash method. (I.e. da-da-da-da-da-dah-da-da, nickelodeon).

I did the 9-volt shocker on her last night and she liked it until she found out what it was and slapped the crap out of me.

by Big Jim 624 September 14, 2007

stockey

short people with a lot of muscle that will fuck your day up quick if you piss them off aka lil man syndrome

damn, dat mofos stockey as shit.

by Stoney-Montona January 13, 2005

shockblocker

Similar to a cockblocker, the shockblocker is reserved for those attempting to block a lesbian hook-up. Although this hook-up may not really involve the shocker (two in the pink, one in the stink)... it will definitely involve at least two fingers and not a cock, and so shockblocker is the most appropriate term.

I tried to hook up with her, but her friend was being such a shockblocker.

Stop being a shockblocker.

by Shanette August 23, 2007

stockholm syndrome

an emotional attachment to a captor (democrat candidate)formed by a hostage (american minority)as a result of continuous dependence.

"We're seeing what can only be called a perfect example of stockholm syndrome when poor people in ghettos keep backing democrats."

by billyraayn August 29, 2016

stockjob

When a person gives a handjob with printed tax information

The accountant from last night gave me a Stockjob.

by Cheers!!!! September 29, 2017

Stockholder Syndrome

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A condition in which develops in a poor person when they find a way to get money. Stockholder Syndrome is a condition that causes a person to turn into a crazed money whore

My coworker only got this job because of stockholder syndrome

by Razorclaw the crab December 24, 2020