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Straight TikTok

1; generic unoriginal videos that would typically be considered cringe. Ex: POVs Charlie Demilio type people, couples TikTok

2; people who use their heterosexuality and/or heteronormative way of thinking to be cringey, creepy, gross or bigoted
1; “the only place you can find something as boring as POVs is straight TikTok”

2; “only people on straight TikTok would buy their ten year old son a p*rn magazine”
by Hiimdavebigbird February 28, 2021
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straightboy69420

He is the god of jacksucksoflife
He well pass jacksucksatlife
HE is god
Did you know straightboy69420 is a god!
by I AM A COOL MAN October 12, 2021
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Straight Nandermo

A global phenomenon created by twitter users MILFSFORSTEDE and nandor the relentless being abandoned at a train station. This iconic phrase was created during the nationwide sweep of #RBRy2022.

This phrase proves that Nandor the Relentless and Guillermo De La Cruz are not in love, and are both heterosexuals.
“I feel like Guillermo and Nandor would be such a cute couple, is it canon?”

“No, shut the fuck up, you just got straight nandermoed.”
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nut straight

the best possible straight that can be made given the cards on the board during a game of Holdem or Omaha
Hand 1: 7c 8c
Hand 2: 2s 3s

Board: 4h 5d 6s Kd Qs

Hand 1: has the highest possible straight (the nut straight) that can be made on the board opposed the Hand 2 who unfortunately flopped a smaller straight.
by Lasoniic January 8, 2012
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Absolute straight

This refers to one who's sexuality has reached a level beyond all others. Those who reside in this coalition of superior members of society only congregate sexually with other superior members of society who are equally Absolute Straight. Partnering with those below Absolute Straight strips one’s title as Absolutely Straight.
- anything below par of Absolute, is super straight.
Random bitch: 'Hey, I really like you, wanna go out sometime?' Chad: 'I would like to express no apologies to an inferior being such as yourself. Get the fuck out of my sight fucking scum. I am an Absolute Straight. I do not find myself attracted to anyone remaining on the spectrum of sexuality, but only those like me who have surpassed it. In other words, I only fuck with Absolute Bitches, random bitch '
by Inspector Quool March 17, 2021
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straight trippin boo

When a shitty movie tries to make white guys funny, they tell him to say this.
(Eugene Levy says to Queen Latifah) "You got me straight trippin boo." (The audience laughs and soda comes out some shithead's nose)
by odeon February 25, 2005
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Straight Pimping

1. Straight pimping is something random you say when you look at a picture you like or play a game and you do something you like.

2. Basically you can say Straight pimping to anything
1.Girl: Do you like my Dress?

Boy: Hell yea, "Straight Pimping"

2. Hey man have you seen that new "Planet of the Apes" movie?

Yeah Dude it was "Straight Pimping"
by MrUnOfficial1 August 14, 2011
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