polish squirt

When a mans penis is so big a woman cums apon the first complete insertion

I’m in love, my first multiple orgasm started as soon as he put it in. That’s a polish squirt

by Trysezk February 20, 2018

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Antarctic reverse squirt

A sexual or nonsexual act of inserting an icicle made of urine rectally or vaginally while in an upright position. The goal is the receiver imagining impalement, thus vomiting from the imagined trauma.

These hot flashes suck, I wonder if Billy will pee off the roof and give me a good Antarctic reverse squirt.

by CarrieAnneMywaywardson November 22, 2024

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Squirt Sponge

The part of a man’s beard directly below his lips. Necessary for soaking up all of the love juices during an adventorous oral sex session.

Mary was thankful for Brian’s squirt sponge, it made cleanup a breeze.

by BillyBarou February 27, 2024

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South Saharan Silly Squirt

The act of nutting on someone's forehead, and calling them "Simba."

Ted- "Yeah, Greg gave her the good ol' South Saharan Silly Squirt last night."

by Wabbitseason April 15, 2025

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QWERTY Squirt

A colloquial version of "Diarrhea of the word-processor", a quote from author Stephen King. It refers to a party whom types very long paragraphs. Applies best to those whom choose to write 'novels' in sms/text messages.

This fool wrote me a fackin' novel in this text message! He's def gotta case of the QWERTY Squirts!

by Sh3p007 October 28, 2022

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