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Spam Pressed Ham

Pressing ones bottom cheeks on a window of a stationary or moving vehicle
Oh Dear! looked at that 'spam pressed ham' thats just gone by!!!!
by Wally Von Wallington January 23, 2011
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Non-Profit Spam

Also known as e-spam. E-mails sent, usually to many people, with no important information, only design to send and/or re send emotional messages...
Damn! Lydia sent me another kitty playing piano e-spam... She's a regular Non-profit spam organization
by bunytou February 18, 2011
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spamming rings

When a friend on facebook uses the chat feature to spam about free rings tunes, usually unintentionally via a malicious facebook app.
That douche Cliff was spamming rings yesterday.
by lookinandout August 26, 2010
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Troll Spam

Although originally defined as an email that is intended to

provoke negative emotions or as a term in gaming,

it can now be referred to ANY online message (repetitive

or not). This can be explained with the use of internet

trolls. Specifically on any website that provides a form of

communication and a page to present opinions on

said form.

The example below is an actual example of Troll Spam from the online website of Youtube. *example is very long*
Bystander: All that dust reminds me of the movie War of the Worlds with Tom Cruise.

Anyone agree?

Troll:No one agrees jackass, go crawl in a hole and die with your inbred fucktoy sister you stupid ass-cake douche-monkey.

Bystander: Dude, you really need a life. I don't see how someone could get a kick out of trying to annoy people. It's actually kind of pathetic. I pity you to some extent because it just means that your life is so uneventful that you have to come onto Youtube and troll random people. I realize that this is the Internet, but there has to be some sense of pride and respect for yourself.

Troll: WAAHH, do you wan't some Vagisil for your sore vagina you crybaby douche? Your sister cried like you when I introduced her to anal.

BTW, since you're on your high horse, you're doing the same thing that you're preaching against so fuck off cocksucker

Bystander: Man, I really do feel sorry for you.

Troll: THat's the best you can come up with? Why bother?

Bystander: Yeah, why do I bother? Any comments from you then, are ignored.

Nice try at Troll Spamming.

Bystander: Ignored by who, you? THen why do you keep replying? Shut the fuck up if you can't think of anything smart to say you boring retard, you look like a fool right now.

Troll: faggot.
by Glass Cup August 28, 2010
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Tag/ Spam Post

When a friend on facebook wants to talk to you Via Status by tagging you in a status, a variant of wall-posting, most people find this kind to be very annoying and almost immediately untag themselves. Normally the post will be in what kids call "text talk" meaning it may go like this "AYYYY @JOHN WALL B SP3N1N THE N1GHT NIQQA!" It may even get worse, because we all know the black population forgot how to type English.
@Genericname, y dont u spend tha nite 2day? as' ur rents if can

*untags*, chats friend *no, I don't want to, because I have something to do in the morning, if you need to talk to me, chat me."

lol ok durr mang

this is a Tag/ Spam post
by sickoftexttalk June 8, 2011
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Yard Spam

Election Campaign signs that litter the front lawns and street medians, especially in November. Most annoying when multiple signs for the same person occupy the same few feet of grass.
Crook for Congress! Crook for Congress! Vote Crook!... ugh, look at all those signs: serious case of Yard Spam. I'm not going to vote for him now out of spite.
by ThLttLPrnc October 21, 2010
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spam can

When, during anal sex, you pull out too fast, creating an anal vortex which closely resembles a can of spam.
I was railing her asshole when my Mom knocked on the door. I looked over at her and noticed i totally Spam Can'd her
by 86 Emulators November 24, 2010
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