A very aggressive and sexually frustrated creature, who will fly after their victims much like a seagull going for chips. He then proceeds to pin them down and violently shove his feathered penis in to their orifices and proceed to aggressively shart on anybody who tries to stop him.
by The master cock November 24, 2021
Get the Simon seagull mug.I got sexually assaulted and harassed by the homophobic kids in my year and the school did nothing about it because i'm not a woman therefore "its just a joke"
oh and the teachers take sides very easily without knowing full context (I was quite literally being called slurs so I made a "i fucked your dad" joke and I got told off for it)
oh and the teachers take sides very easily without knowing full context (I was quite literally being called slurs so I made a "i fucked your dad" joke and I got told off for it)
Friend 1: Why do you go to St Simon Stock Catholic School?
Friend 2: You think I willing choose to go to that shithole?
Friend 2: You think I willing choose to go to that shithole?
by SnodlandDominoes May 13, 2022
Get the St Simon Stock Catholic School mug.Simon A is a type of human which has been geneticaly modified by gods. These human beings have extremely complex DNA structure that permits them to absorb any information, oraly or visualy given. Their spacial-visual skill is a such a great level (§>99.9%) that they mostly perform great in life; not only in a academic sense but also with their social lives and their sexual life.
It is very rare to encounter a Simon A and knowing it because they often look like normal human beings and act like normal human beings, except for their capability of never gaining weight, never losing fights and never getting rejected.
Side note: They often like to call themselves Simon A because in ancient latin-egyptien(from nabi culture), this name stands for : Vastly Superior.
"I once knew a Simon A" said an old man, "he was always better at everything and he always had beautiful girls hogging him.
It is very rare to encounter a Simon A and knowing it because they often look like normal human beings and act like normal human beings, except for their capability of never gaining weight, never losing fights and never getting rejected.
Side note: They often like to call themselves Simon A because in ancient latin-egyptien(from nabi culture), this name stands for : Vastly Superior.
"I once knew a Simon A" said an old man, "he was always better at everything and he always had beautiful girls hogging him.
by LordArcyus October 31, 2020
Get the Simon A mug.Simon, usually a guy who grows a beard and has hairy mole man feet. His best friend is called John. He pronounces his name Siiiiiggghmon and drives a white Beamer. He has fathered >16 children with eight baby mamas.
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Girl: I’m having Simon‘s baby...!
Girl 2: Me too!
Anxious woman: Why does that baby have such hairy feet?!
Old biddy: Ohhh, that’s a Simon!
Girl: I’m having Simon‘s baby...!
Girl 2: Me too!
Anxious woman: Why does that baby have such hairy feet?!
Old biddy: Ohhh, that’s a Simon!
by Wet Willy October 27, 2017
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Get the Simon Nørager mug.Man about Town. Can be seen at most local watering holes and/or golfing establishments. Usually a Tottenham Hotspurs Fan. Superpowers include: Flight. Banter. Flexible Hips.
Also capable of achieving superhuman feats using Tongue such as: Deadlifting Bollocks,
Tongue press ups. Infinite Tongue Licks.
Approach with caution. Friendly exterior gives way to deep seated aggression. Often mistaken for an inbetweener.
Also capable of achieving superhuman feats using Tongue such as: Deadlifting Bollocks,
Tongue press ups. Infinite Tongue Licks.
Approach with caution. Friendly exterior gives way to deep seated aggression. Often mistaken for an inbetweener.
"Look over there, I think it's Simon Tongue"
"No, its just an inbetweener with a golf club"
"Bloody hell mate did you see that fight?"
"Yeah he gave more licks than Simon Tongue"
"No, its just an inbetweener with a golf club"
"Bloody hell mate did you see that fight?"
"Yeah he gave more licks than Simon Tongue"
by RubbaDinghyRapidsBro October 29, 2015
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