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Uncle Sam Shuffle

a sex position in which requires three guys and two women in which two guys try shoving a bicycle into a womans vagina while the third one sits on her face farting incessantly singing the national anthem with a blue wig on
Hey Bob,you and some of the fellas should come over tonight so we can Uncle Sam Shuffle the shit out of Mary.
by Agricola Youtubuola April 6, 2009
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Shuffled

Meaning that at a party if he/she got with a lot of girls/boys, they got shuffled.
Ex. "Man, Josh got shuffled last night."

"OMG! KELSEY GOT SHUFFLED LAST NIGHT!"
by crad3000 April 22, 2009
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turbo shuffle

a sub-branch of the popular underground dance, the melbourne shuffle, also known as the shuffle. the turbo shuffle is perdominantly shuffled to hardstyles music and some other electronica / dance / house musics
only a select few are able to turbo shuffle, however mystery surrounds those few people as they must go through a difficult grading process which wittles the populous down to the very elite allowed to turbo shuffle
Richard: "Dude, Can you turbo shuffle?"
Nathan: "Does a bear shit in the woods?"
by Turbo Krew May 24, 2008
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Sasquatch shuffle

when you get a girl to lick your taint and when you're about to cum move slightly to fart on her face, while she's confused/shocked you cum on her face and BAM! a sasquatch shuffle
"so this girl's trying to get freaky on me by lickin my taint and I'm like ' nobody one-ups ME!!!!' and then WHAM, sasquatch shuffle"
by b3nzin September 28, 2009
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Two Knuckle Shuffle

The Two Knuckle Shuffle is where a man shoves his 2 knuckles all the way up another man's asshole and starts taking his 2 Knuckles and the other man slowley starts clapping.
Whoa that guy is giving him the Two Knuckle Shuffle!
by Nigton3000 December 5, 2018
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Pocono Shuffle

When a skier is mimicking a style of skiing made popular in the 1980's. This particular style is very similar to what was known as parallel skiing, which has now been deemed out of date and very uncool with the advent of shaped skis. One can identify this style if a skier has a their skis together, is putting pressure on the back of the skis, has a ridiculous amount of body rotation, flails their poles about in a wide radius, and is wearing brightly colored one-piece ski suits also from the 1980's.

This term originated from alpine ski racers in the Allegheny Ski Conference in reference to people they would see skiing in resorts located in the Pocono Mountains in Pennsylvania.
Look at that yeti doing the Pocono Shuffle in jeans! (laughter typically ensues)
by SkiUnit August 18, 2008
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KFC Shuffle

When a boy cums in his hand and slaps his girlfriend with it.
It turns her on when i give her the old KFC Shuffle
by KFCSmaster November 28, 2010
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