Pond Shrimp

Semen

Dude, I sprayed my pond shrimp all over her face last night

by demon_peaches September 21, 2018

Shrimped

When you are feeling shrimp fried.

Man I'm feeling shrimped rn.

by LilMackin July 28, 2021

shrimp dick

big ass fucking dick

wow you have a shrimp dick it's like 7 inches

by percaholiv August 17, 2023

Bent like a shrimp

A Cajun term for being so inebriated that you’re slouched over like a shrimp 🍤

When someone asks you “how drunk are you?”, your reply would be “ma’am I’m bent like a shrimp”

by Gymrat48 February 22, 2020

get shrimped

Somebody is wishing you good things.

Being shrimped stays for good fortune and getting to shrimp others is a way to show love and appreciation.

*u got shrimped*
your day is gonna be fine af

I love to get shrimped!

by Alexlovesthewallflower February 12, 2024

Shrimp

A really small, shrivlled up, gross looking penis. Often looks like a shrimp.

Daisy: "Ew scarlett your boyfriend finn has a shrimp"
Scarlett: "omg no ew that's disgusting. I am never going near that thing"

Daisy: "Yeah lol u should dump him"

by Dazy235 March 20, 2021

Shrimp

A rare torture method where the victim's legs are curled forward, making them resemble a shrimp's tail, hence the name.

"Do you know what happened to Jeffery?"
"You know, rumor has it he got shrimped."

by Smiling.Turtle April 29, 2022