sausage cat

a german cat who enjoys watching and masturbating to male cat porn

Bill: I caught my cat pleasuring himself to male cat porn!
Steve: Wow, what a sausage cat!

by Dan "The Gland Man" Marino May 24, 2010

sausage factory

Phrase usually uttered by male humans in exasperation on finding oneself in any social gathering - having previously assumed said social gathering to be an ideal opportunity to attain a suitable mating partner of the opposite sex - where the possibility of heterosexual pairing is considerably lower than expected.

"I have failed in my genetic imperative to mate with a member of the opposite sex because the social gathering I attended was a sausage factory."

by The Real Macky December 14, 2008

pork sausage

The act of getting bent over and taking it in the ass from the MAN.

Damn, I got stuck working a double shift again, I'm tired of getting the pork sausage.

Everyday I go to work I feel the pork sausage always finds me.

by Russ Bone May 2, 2008

my sausage

I huge object between my legs

Me: Hey babe look at my sausage!
Babe: its so big!

by Paddythebeast69 June 3, 2019

grapes and sausage

Penis and testicles.

"So this guy thinks he is getting a back-alley blow job from a chick. Then he goes to stick his finger in the pie and comes up with a handful of grapes and sausage!"

by Branden Hassett October 30, 2006

sausage roll

A popular pastry dish. It is a sausage wrapped in pastry. Comparable to the larger, vegatable and beef filled cornish pasty

I had a sausage roll for tea

My cornish pasty owns the fuck out of your lame ass n00b sausage roll

by We-kill-suckers July 31, 2006

creamy sausage

A dish that consists of cock, balls and jizzm reserved exclusively for those that don't understand what creamy sausage is and that it is on the menu for the evening.

Honey, are you hungry? Why yes. Would like some creamy sausage

by Lingopronva November 10, 2014