Samuele

Samuele is a handsome motherfucker, who likes to hang out with a bunch of dolphines.

His character is very brave and defines itself in his loyalty.
If you are about to trick him, remember, the only two things that are able to distract him, is lemon haze and a mix of san pelegrino and vino.
He gets his high motivation out of boxing his brother and discussing with his mother.

All in all he is a great , funny and good looking motherfucker, that everyone should respect.

Samuele? You mean the guy, who dicks around but can switch from one to the next moment to a very serious mood? I love him!

by San_tiago November 22, 2021

Samuel

Samuel is a sweet, caring, handsome, glorious monarch. he tends to be a nerd at sometimes but other than that he's so cool and I love samuel!

Ronan: Samuel is so hot and love him please text me
Me: ayo!

by Utipaps July 11, 2023

Samuel Wolk

Preaching Color Theory Every Ten Seconds

Samuel Wolk please stop explaining the 700 meanings of the number 4 we need to get to 5

by ShinjiCrankingThatSouljaBoy November 9, 2023

Samuel

This nigga got a big d, no cap.

Samuel got a big dick

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Samuel

Samuel is an odd name, the way it sounds and spells is entirely weird

Samuel, your name is weird

by i have an awesome nane March 30, 2022

Samuel De Jongh

A big guy who loves females extensively and likes rubbing his leg with there’s he is really good at rugby and has an amazing friend called Ty he loves big balls as well and he is the biggest simp in the world.

Samuel De Jongh: Ty your so cool I wish I could be more like you your epic

Ty: Samuel De Jongh you are such a simp but a cool guy

by Mrtai1232 April 24, 2022

Spitty Samuel

A Spitty Samuel is where you drench your hands in saliva before giving someone a two-handed handjob. You specifically move you hands in opposite directions

Hey bro, I just got done getting a Spitty Samuel, kinda sticky after.

by Christopher Rizzington October 6, 2025