Saymon

A dick.

My saymon is big.

by dumbbabyman February 24, 2017

awkward salmon

A member of the Awkward Animal Clan, the awkward salmon is a movement performed during or after an awkward moment to relieve tension. One variety of the motion is to place a hand another person's chin, palm down, and wiggle the hand and fingers so as to smack the underside of the person's chin somewhat.

Grandma: Everyone's a lesbian in college, even I was.

Granddaughter: Uh...awkward salmon.

by vivelabookworm December 30, 2010

Salmon Sex

When a woman is so ugly that the man tosses off on the bed, leaves the room and then the woman squirms around on the jizz thus completing the sex act, just like salmon do.

"Hey man, that chick is so ugly I wouldn't have salmon sex with her".

"I wouldn't have salmon sex with her with your dick".

by Space Freak January 2, 2012

smoked salmon

The act of taking a lit cigar/blunt, sticking it a girls pussy, and taking a puff on it.

"Hey man you know that Sara girl?"
"Yeah"
"She let me give her smoked salmon last night with a fatty blunt"

by JustineBakker July 7, 2008

Simon Park

An insane person that is extremely strange, but not creepy. He glees in every insane comment, and he names people after animals. However, some of the names are rather fitting. As everyone knows, madmen are strong, and he is no exception. He is of a entirely different social class. Not an outsider, like fluharty. Nor does he have his own clan of friends. He isn’t stupid, but he isn’t the type of guy that people want to be near for extended amounts of time.

Simon Park laughed as he watched the horror movie

by queer444 February 26, 2010

Rhymin Simon

Best Rapper alive!!.

I wanna buy rhymin simon's new album

by Rhymin Simon July 27, 2004

Covid Simon Says

The act of making different rules in each state of the United States to prevent the spread of Covid-19. Makers of these rules (state governors, mainly) often do no abide by the same rules the force upon everyone else.

Maine's Governor just did another Covid Simon Says. She made a rule that requires everyone to eat in restaurants wearing a mask at all times.

by M-Appolo November 18, 2020