jana samulevica

a funny a young tiktoker and blogger.

whos obsessed with saying basically and logically.

"have you heard jana samulevica say basically more than 3 times in a sentence?"

"off course she says it like all the time!"

by jana samulevica's bestie August 25, 2021

Bob the Samurai Warrior

A kid who beleives he is a bad-ass and thinks they can break every bone in your body.

Bob the samurai warrior is full of shit.

by el_quapo February 21, 2011

Samuel

Samuel is a dick and probably the weirdest guy you will meet

And a little bit on the bigger side but he's okay

Hey look it's samuel

by Kevin g wash July 27, 2016

Samuel

A guy that would love you with all his heart then break your heart in an instant. Basically, the absolute WORST person to fall in love with. Usually relationships with a Samuel with last for about four months.

Girl #1- I miss him so much! He broke my heart!!
Girl #1's best friend- Fuck samuel! I'm gonna fuck him up. It was Samuel right?
Girl #1- yeah. fuck him up.

by sambrokeme March 6, 2017

Samuel L Jackson

The baddest motha fucka on the face of this planet. HE is fucking in everything and is the most fuckin baddest motha fucka. He was in fuckin Pulp Fiction, Deep Blue Sea, Shaft, Coach Carter, SWAT EVERYTHING FUCKA.

Asshole: "who the fuck is Samuel L Jackson"
Samuel L. Jackson: "Im the baddest mothafucka, you shit tasting mothafucka"
Asshole: "Ok Man back off its cool"
Samuel: "Who the fuck do you think I am."
Samuel: You best back off im getting a little fuckin pissed here."
DONT MESS WITH SAMUEL L JACKSON MOTHA FUCKA

by yyz August 4, 2007

Saemakowan

Replacement for "Holy shit! My ass is on fire!"

"Hey Tom, look at your ass."
"Saemakowan!"
"Stop, drop and roll bitch!"

by The Bishop July 12, 2004

Brown Samurai

A brown samurai is the code name of "shit", this name is very well known amongst people that communicate with a certain slav individual.

OMFG DUDE! The brown samurai is loosing his patience. Im going to be back in 10 minutes.

by Elmo bg May 2, 2009