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sausage

1. Noun. Male genetalia.

2. Adj. Can be used to describe a male dominated event.
"I'm not going to that club. It's nothing but a sausage party!"
by Aliqua February 10, 2005
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Snausage Shot

A short alcoholic beverage invented in Scottsdale, AZ.

First, mix up 2 parts vodka with 1 part snowcone sauce/syrup ("Snauce"). Then pour into a shot glass made out of a hollowed-out sausage.

Slam it and chase with the sausage (Don't forget to chew).
Whoa dude, you need lay off the snausage shots and clean up your vomit before I kick you out onto the street.
by Rob Roberton August 17, 2008
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sausage suit

When an article of clothing is extremely tight and therefore makes you want to lose weight. Or upon seeing the article of clothing you know its going to be tight.
"Oh my god guys this shirt is a sausage suit on me...dam I need to lose weight."
"SAUSAGE SUIT! Won't even try that dress on Chelsea."

"I look like a sausage suit."
by bzang January 7, 2009
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sausage topic

An area of conversation pertaining only to the manliest of subjects, usually leading to the disgust of clean-minded nerds and the joy of everyone else.
Guy 1: Hey, so yesterday I woke up and my dong was....etc

Guy 2: Haha

Girl 1: You guys are sick bastards

Guy 1: Sorry, sausage topic

Guy 2: You wouldn't understand......
by Ltsmashroks May 10, 2009
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sausager

dude or chick who is a super weener. with douchy-like personality and most likely to sport tribal band tattoos.
a sausager is someone who is lame and smells of foul cheap cologne.

for a good example, watch "Jersey Shore".
by Anti-Sausager August 11, 2010
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sausage linkin'

The lower version of "muffin topping." When a lady's thighs roll out of the bottom of her shorts, creating a sausage link effect.
Dang! Did you see that lady sausage linkin' out the bottom of her shorts???
by 007Gina007Sausage August 22, 2010
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Sausage vest

Sausage vest is an article of clothing worn to hide ones' fat. The problem is that this only causes the fat to then turn into rolls resembling sausage crammed into a casing.

These vests can come in any color, red,blue, purple checker, and in some cases, crap brown. The person feels as though they are covered up, but in all actuality they have taken a bad situation and made it much, much, worse. It creates a tower of rolls, and gives the illusion of buldging tires. It also raises questions as to exactly how strong that Jo-Ann fabric's threading is to hold such a mass 'safely', thus bringing public safety to mind.
I had trouble getting passed that fat ass, thank goodness her sausage vest caused a bumper effect and bounced me to safety.

How does she manage to find shoes to match every color sausage vest she has?

I was distracted at the play so I decided to count the rolls that duff was sportin' in her bright purple sausage vest.
by Sass sha J May 25, 2010
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