green socks

having weed in your socks

Dude 1: Yo how did you get the weed from NYC to DC?

Dude 2: I flew with green socks dude.

by greensmoke147 January 9, 2010

sock-sniffer

the kind of guy who comes home from a long day of work, his feet have been sweating all day, his socks are ripe with the pungent aroma of stale milk and wet leather, and after he finally sits down and takes his socks off, but just before he throws them in the hamper, he takes a quick sniff to sample his odors.

Bill O'Reilly is a sock-sniffer

by ziga September 28, 2005

Wank Sock

An old sock, kept under the pillow or bed for the sole purpose of catching any seed spilled when taking a Riflemans Sleeping Tablet

Do you need any tissues for tonight son?....no thanks mum I've got my wank sock under my bed.....thanks anyway....wank durch

by Rifleman59 May 5, 2010

Pink Sock

Withdraw so fast (from the back side and often times without lubrication) that what is pulled out looks like a rolled up pink sock. Also known as an inverted starfish.

Dude, the donkey punch didn't knock her out like you said it would; instead she bucked me off so hard that she she gave herself a "pink sock."

by Donkey May 27, 2004

Sock Cock

A game where two men place socks on their cocks. The two men begin to shake their cocks around until one of the socks fall. The winner is the man who shook of his sock.

Christian and William played sock cock at the football game.

by Dr. Duce November 30, 2019

Sock Turd

A sock turd is a little annoying ball of lint that ends up in your sock after you wash them. They eventually end up stuck between your toes.

I put my sock on and had a big lump of sock turd under my heel.

by Uncle_Mel February 19, 2010

Mustard Sock

Your jerk off sock. That stiff, rigid man mustard crusted sock under the bed you pray your mum doesn’t find.

I’m so upset right now. I cleaned Johnny’s room and found a dozen mustard socks under his bed.

I always jerk with a mustard sock. Much less messy.

by Eaton Holgoode June 15, 2018