green socks

having weed in your socks
Dude 1: Yo how did you get the weed from NYC to DC?

Dude 2: I flew with green socks dude.
by greensmoke147 January 09, 2010
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sock-sniffer

the kind of guy who comes home from a long day of work, his feet have been sweating all day, his socks are ripe with the pungent aroma of stale milk and wet leather, and after he finally sits down and takes his socks off, but just before he throws them in the hamper, he takes a quick sniff to sample his odors.
Bill O'Reilly is a sock-sniffer
by ziga September 28, 2005
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Wank Sock

An old sock, kept under the pillow or bed for the sole purpose of catching any seed spilled when taking a Riflemans Sleeping Tablet
Do you need any tissues for tonight son?....no thanks mum I've got my wank sock under my bed.....thanks anyway....wank durch
by Rifleman59 May 05, 2010
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Pink Sock

Withdraw so fast (from the back side and often times without lubrication) that what is pulled out looks like a rolled up pink sock. Also known as an inverted starfish.
Dude, the donkey punch didn't knock her out like you said it would; instead she bucked me off so hard that she she gave herself a "pink sock."
by Donkey May 28, 2004
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skunky sock

after having sex and ejaculation the guy takes of the condom turns it inside out and slaps the woman in the face, ass, tit, ect...
dude i totally "skunky socked" jen last night
by zach GS bronston April 25, 2008
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sock fossils

Small pieces of lint that appear on your feet after removing your socks.
Hey, sucka... you should really wash your feet before putting on your flip-flops. Them sock fossils make you look like you have hobbit feet.
by Apecreature June 16, 2011
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Frog Socks

A reusable cloth condom with googly eyes and a long stretchy tongue often green colored from neglect.
I need to go to the laundromat, I totally used the Frog Socks last night and Debra vomited on it.
by FrogSox May 09, 2021
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