sleepaway camp

a place where (mostly) privileged kids go to escape from their annoying parents. they basically go crazy, hide from/purposely disrespect annoying counselors, hook up, and skip the activities that their parents are actually paying for them to be at all summer. throughout the summer, about 20 campers and 4 counselors are forced to live in a confined, un-air conditioned, dirty bunk with only 2 showers, 2 sinks, and 2 toilets (that clog extremely easily). the bunkmates are usually extremely close best friends, or atl east people who attempt to semi tollerate each other's shit for 2 months. if the camp is religious, usually none of the kids/teens take part in services...besides to socialize with the boys. the counselors get drunk and hook up on their nights away from their campers, but tell them they just "go out for pizza" or "do laundry"... yeah, OKAYYY.

Rachel: Where did you first hook up?
Hannah: Sleepaway camp ...duh!

Olivia: Do you wanna go to any actual activities today?
Samantha: Obviously not... this is sleepaway camp!

by 5444444eva September 5, 2011

Wizard Sleeve

Used to describe large, hanging or dangling labia.

As in "Holy cow! Check out the wizard sleeves on that broad!"

by JMFS September 14, 2006

penis sleeve

A penis sleeve is a cylindrical device that is placed on the shaft of the penis, with the aim of increasing stimulation for the person being penetrated. They often have soft bumps intended to provide further stimulation.

"Oh fuck me slowly with a penis sleeve!"

by KushBlazer420 January 6, 2005

sleeping friend

When you wait for one of your friends to fall asleep so you can masturbate with their hand. Also known as the lazy man's stranger.

I was way too drunk to sit on my hand for 20 minutes so I used the sleeping friend.

by Flemington Hoggin August 29, 2006

sleepbooking [sleep-booking] [sleep booking]

The act of facebooking or going on facebook while in a sleep-like state, drunk, extremely tired, or delusional.

Also a common disorder of stalkers and teenage girls who constantly change their facebook status from "single" to "its complicated" to "in a relationship" to "married" within minutes.

Can also refer to someone who is on facebook way too late at night.

"Man, I woke up this morning and I was sleepbooking sleep-booking sleep booking bumper stickers all day...it was great."

"Woah man...stop sleepbooking sleep-booking sleep booking the day before the SAT...your a retard."

"Don't you hate it when teenage girls keep sleepbooking sleep-booking sleep booking their relationship status all freakin' day!"
"Yes."

by Herbi January 19, 2009

Sleep-Dick

A more casual / slang term for Sexsomnia.

Performing sexual acts with oneself or another while sleeping. These actions are performed without any conscious control and are commonly completely unknown to the individual upon waking up.

"I had the worst case of Sleep-Dick last night... my girlfriend tried to make me stop but she couldn't wake me up."

Guy 1: "She said it happened again last night..."
Guy 2: "Sleep-Dick?"
Guy 1: "Totally..."

by 0bi January 20, 2009

Sleepicide

When one is so utterly exhausted they decide to call it quits for the night despite the fact that they still have a lot more work to do. Though it provides temporary relief from stress, it typically screws one over the next day.

I still had half of my project to do, but it was already 2 in the morning, so I just commited sleepicide and decided to deal with the consequences tomorrow.

by Zetaglobin June 11, 2011