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shaved, oiled and dancing

A dream.. Fantasy, if you will, of the ever present "Bad-Mojo". Commonly used in most coversations regarding, well, anything.
"Man, did you see the score on that Bears game?"

"Yes, I bet you were watching it while thinking of a shaved, oiled and dancing Flabbio."

"You really need to see someone about those visions of yours..."
by AceTW August 2, 2004
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SYMPATHETIC SLAVE

A SLAVE TO THE HUMAN RACE, BUT TRYS TO HELP IT'S MASTERS. ONE WHO HAS BEEN BEATEN AND ABUSED BUT STILL SHOWS COMPASSION TOWARDS OTHERS. SOMEONE WHO LIVES IN SOCIETY WITH SOCIETY BUT CARES TO MAKE CHANGES FROM THE INSIDE OF SOCIETY. A EXPIREMENTAL GROUP FROM MINNESOTA.
JESUS CHRIST WAS A SYMPATHETIC SLAVE AS HIS COMPASSION WAS THERE EVEN THOUGH HE WAS BEATEN AND PERSECUTED.
by osiron August 7, 2008
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christmas slave

baitfish for marketeers, addiction to the phony 'glory' that is christmas, infatuation with the gold-plated turd!
mrs. mcfoolsis is sure a christmas slave!

early in december, that bitch becomes a christmas slave and has george hopping!
by michael foolsley December 5, 2009
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more whips than a run away slave

To have an excess amount of cars
Person 1 " Man you ever drive the same car twice?"
Person 2 " Nahh, i gots more whips than a run away slave son"
by WP Pants September 1, 2007
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Slavery

An institution supported and perpetuated by the Democratic Party right before the civil war. It's true. Look it up.

When Republican Abraham Lincoln became President during the election of 1860 on a platform of ending slavery in the US, many of the slave owning southern Democratic State Officials opted to secede from the Union.

When Abraham Lincoln and the Republican Union finally defeated the Confederates in 1865, many southern Democrat landowners refused to respect the freedom to former slaves and formed the terrorist organization, the KKK.
Brainwashed Liberal: The Republican party hates people of color. They are all about keeping the poor man working in slavery. It's the Democratic party that is a friend of the black man.

Old School Republican: The Republican party is about personal responsibility. You get only what you've worked for and earned. If Democrats had their way they would tax us all into slaves of the government. Open a history book.
by Markwonder September 27, 2011
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Saved

see forced

when a fourth party comes in and stops the third party by forcing the forcer. (which usally pisses them off and they shut up.)

this is extreamly fuckin funny as not only are you saved from the pain and anguish of being forced you can laugh and the forcer wont get it.

person 1: "hey man did you hear that that watchman movies out this friday?"

Person 2: "yeah man im not sure if thats gonna be good tho."

Person 3(forcer): "omg that movies gonna be good it gonna... bla bla bla bla bla"(you so dont care)

Person 1 & 2: "uh huh"

Person 3: bla bla bla bla

Person 1 & 2: "uh huh"

Person 4: "so guys guess what i did this weekend?"

Person 1 & 2:(thankin god) "idk what did you do?"

(Person 3 is all pissed and is annoyed)

Person 4: "nothing never mind"
man thank you christy you just saved us from david.
by Da_Mad-Hatter March 6, 2009
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shaved

A term used in the auto tuning world to describe the removal of door handles.
my hot azz ride iz bagged, slammed, AND shaved yo
by Dude I Forgot June 29, 2004
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