Skinny Dave

A 'Skinny Dave' is the epitome of a tall handsome nerdy man.

He is in all ways superior to a 'Skinny Pete'.
He is of above average sexiness as well as height, and knows more than you do.
He excels in all he puts his mind to.

But fuck excel, I think thats a windows thing, and he's a Linux man.
If you are lucky enough to love this guy, you are truly #blessed.

Skinny Dave is better than you.

by ShelleyBean369 September 15, 2022

National Skinny Dip Day

A day you need to skinny dip regardless of who is there or where you are

“Can’t wait for June 11th a.k.a NATIONAL SKINNY DIP DAY”

by Allyyfarrell December 13, 2023

skinny

whats the gossip

hey man whats the skinny/

by Snappy42 November 14, 2022

skinny shit

A turd that is extremely small in diameter (maybe 2-5 cm at most).
Usually happens after eating food with lots of fiber

Savannah took a skinny shit in Derek's mouth after eating three 10-piece nuggets and a large fry at McDonald's the night prior.

by DontDiscussMyMenstruationPlz January 4, 2022

skinny on my tan

exceptionally good, amazing

This weather is great! It’s pure skinny on my tan.

by turkish barber July 19, 2023

skinny on my tan

exceptionally good, amazing

“This weather is great! It’s pure skinny on my tan.”

by turkish barber July 19, 2023

Skinny Rolls

Someone who has a fat stomach but skinny body. Usually extremely annoying people.

Susie: “do you know avery anal?”
Batman: “you mean skinny rolls?”

by Jane Gunderson January 12, 2022