simocash

A homosexual, who likes to spank off while watching young boys play sport. Eversince the tender age of 10 in a meat blender accident where he lost his testes he kept the distinct sound of a high-pitched kermit bitch.

If your voice breaks and you make an ass yourself, you will most likely be called a simocash.

If you enjoy watching young boys play sport, and imagine them pantless then you are a simocash

by sean williams June 25, 2004

Simocide

The act of murdering sims for pleasure and/or prophet

"I got bored with my sims so I commited simocide on him for my amusement."

by Tabza April 30, 2008

Simp

A simp is a man who idolizes mediocre pussy but gets nothing in return. The acronym for SIMP spells out suckers who idolize mediocre pussy

Person 1 “Omg did you that know jamel was a simp”
Person 2 “yeah pretty much everyone knew he simped over girls”

by Not Dylan rooberts January 24, 2020

Simp

someone who puts a girl above everybody else in their life.

wow, deon cutoff all his friends for a girl what a simp

by BarryMcCaulkiner January 25, 2020

Simp

A kid who goes all out for puss but never gets it. He skips hanging with the boys to be with girls but they all friend zone him. Commonly associated with the name Malakhi.

Friend 1: Malakhi is such a suck up for Taylor’s puss for a year now.
Friend 2: I know right he’s being a simp!

by Macalak February 25, 2020

Simp

A nigga like Alexis who be getting curved by every female and be thinking that bitches are shit

Alexis: Bro I think she's into me, lemme buy her something to get her to like me
Me: Bro you're acting like a simp

by coochielicker69 March 1, 2020

Simp

A simp is a guy who prefers to talk to girls who don't like him instead of being with their friends. Most simps are called "Josh, Will or Ryan"

Josh is such a Simp

by iammrmidget March 8, 2020