P1: I’ve got a real small dick man, hard to get chicks
P2: Oh, me too bro. Come swimming with the shrimps sometime with me.
P2: Oh, me too bro. Come swimming with the shrimps sometime with me.
by Thubby_master March 23, 2022
Slang for a piece of fabric (commonly a sock) that has been coated in so much human semen that it stiffly holds its shape, it is so rigid that bending it causes a crackling noise as if one were to break a chip.
Guy 1: "Bro, I sat on your bed and heard a crack!"
Guy 2: "Don't worry, bro, it was just my shrimp chip I forgot to put away"
Guy 2: "Don't worry, bro, it was just my shrimp chip I forgot to put away"
by red_shamus August 07, 2022
da sassiest bitch on da block, gurl.
be a peaceful person or she will kill you with her eyeliner and fake eyelashes ok bye
be a peaceful person or she will kill you with her eyeliner and fake eyelashes ok bye
tweeter 1: ugh fuck dat ho, shrimp daddy!!!!!
tweeter 2: u better not say dat gurl she will stab you with her fake eyelashes
shrimp daddy: ya bitchez
tweeter 2: u better not say dat gurl she will stab you with her fake eyelashes
shrimp daddy: ya bitchez
by da secret garden November 08, 2012
A man that has a microscopic dick and attempts to compensate for it by having a huge ego, and/or acting intolerable.
It was clear that man had Shrimp Dick Syndrome, because he felt the need to insert his non-existent dominance in a place it wasn’t needed.
by _Jane_Doe_ January 10, 2024
by BimboCunt March 25, 2024
Noun) The art of taking a nice long healthy steamy log of a turd into a condom, then placing the masterpiece In to a freezer. For best use, wait a good couple of hours until the masher is nice and firm, than use to pleasure your lover.
"Last night I gave Louis the Louisiana Shrimp Whistle after eating a burrito from a Mexican joint. She said it was longer than any dildo she's ever seen!"
by HarmonicaJ December 07, 2016
by DrSauce October 30, 2022