I ain't russian

A word that literally make russian people got mad with blyat

Gun owner: I hope you like our AK's
That one dude who ain't a russian; I ain't russian

by Undercover1122 April 29, 2021

Russian

A person who is born in the vast and great country of Russia. Known for being theives, drunks and soccer hooligans. Bar-fights are a national sport. Second place is the who-can-drink-more vodka-before-passsing-out competition.

Passport Control: Hey man where ya from?
Blonde Guy: (with heavy accent) Hello, I am Russian :)
Passport Control: Hey man back off!!! You cant have my wallet!! >:(

by Lex Russian May 21, 2008

Russian Whirly-Bird

While being given felatio the man pulls out before ejaculation and then proceeds to jizz all over the woman's face while spinning his penis in a circular motion and then immediately afterwards slapping her in the face with a rubber chicken. (Can also be attempted when receiving a hand-job)

Wow, I just gave her the craziest Russian Whirly-Bird.

Why is the side of Erica's face so red?
I gave her a Russian Whirly-Bird last night.

by BYAAAHHHH July 6, 2010

Russian Cat Dive

A tactical maneuver similar to "drop-shotting" or "swan/dolphin diving" it is when one sprints then jumps and dives from the jump into the prone position and then "sprays" or shoots their enemy/target. Russian Cat Diving works just as well to dodge. It proves very ineffective in most cases but can be good for getting out of a snipers sights. This tactical maneuver is similar to a "barrel roll" where you yell at your friend to do it to save them.

RUSSIAN CAT DIVE NOW

by Sir Wagnell November 2, 2010

Russian Waterfall

A Russian Waterfall is the situation when you gotta pee and your girl is peeing you just pee between her legs as she is sitting and peeing as well

Sally would't hurry up in the damn bathroom so i gave her the Russian Waterfall treatment

by Tamey January 10, 2012

mexican russian

A delicious take on the White Russian. Substitute the half and half of a white russian for chocolate milk. Quik can also be used.

"I got this chick all drunk off Mexican Russians, but she puked all over me before anything could happen".

by Rusty Shakelford December 23, 2004

Russian Bath

Also known as a pirate bath, a "Russian Bath" is a bath where you wash your arm pits, ass and genitalia in a sink generally with paper towels, a wash cloth, or just your hands. The term derives from a play on the term "rushing", not an ethnic slur.

He was late for his hot date, so he took a Russian Bath to make sure he wouldn't stink to high hell.

by Watanabe Ota September 25, 2009