Romans penis

pretty small, not even an inch, always disappoints the ladys
produces bubbles like a bubble wand on the daily

it is not even an inch long hard, pretty small, never the biggest in the room in a room by himself.
its not impressive at all nor even something that people want to see.
when people see it they point and laugh
even thinking about it people laugh
Romans penis: overall just small

by helloO!!! June 5, 2024

Roman

Funny and racist as fuck, but means no harm, cause like aussie racism or something

roman: *walks up to you and says* nig-

by Ashton is autistic October 12, 2021

ROMAN

He's pretty kind thick and kind of a bitch he's always helping others laugh while simultaneously being a bad bitch no hoe will ever try him why would they he'd slice a hoe in half and that's on mf period

You see that baddie Roman , damn he thick

by PRETTY GAY BOY June 3, 2020

roman bowling

inserting ones testes inside a womans vagina

honey, can we go roman bowling tonight

by Strike bowler July 6, 2008

Roman

Just a FAT CUNT

ahh look its Roman HE'LL EAT YOU

by Ewan THE Great August 27, 2020

Roman

The kinda guy who works tirelessly with extreme efficiency and accuracy but also finds time for friends family and himself. The man has at least one hobby and likes to be free. He might have a small problem with himself (he wants to change sleep habits). He is kind and inclusive to those who deserve it. He is a natural born leader if he needs to be, but would rather let someone else tell him what to do. He's love sick. He wishes for a loving gf seeing as the last one cheated. has a secret talent for writing and painting and likes kittens and puppies equally. He loves to play games with friends but also likes to go it alone. He is effectively loyal to you as long as you don't absolutely wreck him. He's usually kinda tall, standing at 1.8-2 meters tall. He wants to visit Australia and New Zealand. In his hobbies he enjoys planning and execution of large scale (often expensive) projects. He's a tiddie and ass guy and likes thick or thin, tall or short girls. He's a great hugger and an extraordinary cuddler. He is still pondering if the cia documents on different dimensions is true but he doesn't actually care. He is a seed in the ground waiting to sprout ;) (he's also the heir of his smol families patriarchy)

Matticus: so roman will end up like me eh..?
Timothy: no. Maybe similar but not quite you or his mom.

Matticus: well like me or not, one thing is for certain.
Timothy: whats that?
Matticus: he is going to be more powerful than you or I or even our dad. He truly is the hidden king.
Timothy: do you really think so?

Matticus: yes. He will make an excellent patriarch

by Manbearpig666666 October 22, 2020

roman floss

Tooth floss that has been soaked and marinated in urine and feces.

I'd like to give a cheater a swirlie some day. Maybe a roman floss.

by ayclamato February 28, 2022