Roger Spy is megastar and living legend. He is often credited for having invented the word “the” and most of the English language. He’s a health freak, when he is not drinking gallons of ‘margarytas’. He’s obsessed with blueberry Alpro yogurt and is a world renowned Michael Jackson ambassador. Rumours have it that he is dating Cher and Theresa May, but alas Roger Spy is a very private man. Above all, he cherishes his friends and his large penis. Having attended masturbation school and graduated with honours, Roger Spy is a man of peace.
Fuck me…Roger Spy!
Only Roger Spy would pull this off.
That Roger Spy sure can dance!
Which hair colour do you think Roger Spy will have today?
That’s such a Roger Spy thing to do.
Harder, Roger Spy, harder!!
I’m coming, I’m coming Roger Spy!!!!
That was so good Roger Spy!
Why do you spend your money on so much crap Roger Spy?
Only Roger Spy would pull this off.
That Roger Spy sure can dance!
Which hair colour do you think Roger Spy will have today?
That’s such a Roger Spy thing to do.
Harder, Roger Spy, harder!!
I’m coming, I’m coming Roger Spy!!!!
That was so good Roger Spy!
Why do you spend your money on so much crap Roger Spy?
by Fenway Bergamot November 21, 2021

"Last night was hectic, I got porked down under by a trucker, now my hole doesn't feel whole, it was a real Stinging Roger"
by mooflese September 10, 2023

Two amazing drummers. One of them plays for Queen (Roger Meddows Taylor) and the other for Duran Duran (Roger Andrew Taylor).
Person 1: Dude, Roger Taylor is so cool
Person 2: Which one?
Person 1: Both
Person 2: Damn you're right.
Person 2: Which one?
Person 1: Both
Person 2: Damn you're right.
by robotichoneybee November 20, 2021

The act of licking the underside of the penis from the base by the the balls to the tip of the head.
by The Peruvian Artist December 12, 2018

They say Roger Moore in James Bond was mystically handsome, but this Roger more is the most Divinely stunning man ever to walk the planet. Even if you tried to count all the ways in which he is Phenomenal, you would be counting for the rest of you life. He is Magic.
by wiiguitarheroine June 21, 2010

by Slave owner69 December 6, 2022
