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affectionate rob

A beta/effeminate male, who is weak in confrontation situations, and under the thumb at home. Prone to irrational outbursts of rage followed by immediate back tracking when things get fruity.
Steve: you owe me rent
Nick: fuck off I am not paying
Steve: you owe it to me, pay now
Nick: go fuck yourself, if you ask one more time I'm going to put your ass in a sling
Steve: ok, I'll pop round now, and perhaps you can say that again to my face.
Nick: Sorry Steve, didn't mean it, I'll bring it round right away.
Steve: Typical, you've got the chat of Charlie Big Potatoes, but your nothing by an Affectionate Rob.
by Bow_down_dark_horse January 9, 2019
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Swap-Robbed

The act of someone taking something from you without your knowledge and swapping out something of equal value or greater
"hey homie let me get that gun off you?" YOU:"Nah bro it ain't for sale"

Reaching for your gun and hour later....

"I don't f****** sell drugs" no Gun lots of drugs
" Yo homie you got Swap-Robbed" 😆😆
by Gr8fuldev May 18, 2021
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Rob Whitby

A Rob Whitby (noun) is a term used to describe a highly homosexual being, whom cannot resist temptations of secreting saliva upon other lad's faces.
"Yooo man a Rob Whitby came up to me and starting licking my face it was creeeeppyy"
by ChedBomb420 February 9, 2018
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Rob

Rob is such a:
stunning

kind

funny

intresting
creative
attractive

smart
cool
insight

eye for detail

fun to be around
worthy

smexy
and awesome persone.
wow that person is so cool, it's such a Rob!
is his name Rob? it must be bc he is so remarkable.
I want to be Rob.
by likeadino November 2, 2021
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The J-ROB FOOTJOB

A man named Jaden will kindly give you compliments but also stea your lungs if you ever wake him up during sleep. If so, he will take your lungs, put it between his toes and stick it up your ass.
Please, I beg of you, not The J-ROB FOOTJOB
by roganfootjobcreator November 25, 2022
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Robbed

Big Gibber Vs Taylor Holder ending in a draw
by Mehru1214 June 12, 2021
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Rob

A youthful man with golden blonde hair. His glasses make his eyes shine when he enters the room. Has such a laid back feel. He's a man who's capable of anything that comes his way. He may feel like he's lost out there but he has someone out there who cares about him.
Rob, you deserve the best; You deserve to be happy, Rob!
by H.o.t.S. November 27, 2022
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