Ford Ranger

An American piece of shit that won’t get you chicks, won’t work when you need it, won’t be talked bad about by white peoples, and won’t last more than a few years.

Rahul: Hey candy, I’m sorry, I might be running late to our date.

Candy: why you coming late, boy?
Rahul: I drive a Ford ranger.
Candy: oh, no, no, no, baby, take your sweet time, I understand the difficulty you going through

Rahul: thanks

by SP69 January 31, 2018

ranger

1. A compact pickup truck produced by Ford. Probably one of the shittiest, most cheaply made trucks money can buy.

2. An "elite" U.S. Army infantryman. Rangers pride themselves in physical stamina, but they are not the sharpest crayons in the box. NOT the same thing as Special Forces.

My ranger broke down again today.

Rangers can road march for 30 miles, but can't read.

by bumbleclot May 7, 2009

ranger

A member of a Ranger Guide group for girls between 14-21. Part of GirlGuidingUK (formerly The Guide Association).

The next step up from Girl Guides.

Hey, wanna come to Rangers wiv me? We're doin abseiling tonight.

by mooncinder June 16, 2004

ncr veteran ranger

veteran rangers are the most bad-ass type of troops only ranging a few members, to be a ranger you need to exell in stealth and weaponry.

The NCR Veteran Rangers are elite Rangers in the NCR Army.

by rangervet March 6, 2017

Ford Ranger

A show pony 4wd Ute. Made to look like its the toughest Ute out there. In reality a matchbox car is stronger and more reliable not to mention cheaper. It’s ability to 4wd, climb rock walls and perform like a true 4wd is non existent.

A true 4wd such as a Nissan Navara is able to climb a rock wall not like a Ford Ranger!

by Haha_medowie_game November 8, 2018

ass ranger

another name for the homosexual who roams the halls of sjb. his real name is alexander and he rides horses. as chummy says, "he rides the boloney poney."

ass ranger is a flaming homsexual who rides horses.

by mattsmuthazluva May 2, 2003

Ms. Red Ranger

Its when you get you asshole ripped by a huge dick. The founder of this name. It was originally founded in Cobleskill New York.

Katrina is the Ass Ripping Ms. Red Ranger

by A Big Black Penis February 1, 2008