Redneck Paintball

“Redneck Paintball” is when a girl has a tampon in and holds her nose to sneeze while bent over... shooting the tampon out like a paintball

My roommates Jenn and Megan are so gross, they’re in the other room having a Redneck Paintball fight.

by EvryWmnzFntsy May 9, 2020

redneck mocha

a bottle of yoo-hoo on ice with an espresso shot pour over

Make me a redneck mocha

by Tiiiinaaa April 3, 2022

redneck dozen

Nine.

Honey, I got you a bouquet of road reflectors, red ones your favorite color, a whole redneck dozen.

by Logizyme November 26, 2017

Redneck Atheist

A redneck who holds no belief in God or Gods.

I live in the South, but religion is honestly overrated to me so I would consider myself a redneck atheist.

by CelticEagle February 19, 2019

redneck bukkake

When you spit chewing tobacco juice on each other during a sexual encounter.

I gave my old lady a redneck bukkake last night!

by Ktown48 May 21, 2016

redneck zoo

A fenced older trailer park.

OMG they live in a redneck zoo, you can't go in there.

by Ravnos_girl November 14, 2018

Redneck Salvation

When you have accepted sleeveless tuxedo shirt wearing, farmer's tan having, gun toting redneck Jesus as your lord and savior.

"Excuse me would you like to achieve redneck salvation?"

"No! I do not want to accept redneck Jesus as my lord and savior."

by Sundance December 4, 2015