redneck cookies

Cookies made with moonshine

Cleedus please pass the redneck cookies

by BlameEula February 17, 2017

Preppy Redneck

The Preppy Redneck is essentially a wannabe classic redneck who's rich daddies buy everything for them. They are often members of private schools, drive mint condition full size trucks with lift kits, wear Carhartt, Costas and camo ball caps. The Preppy Redneck never actually hunts, fishes, or goes to the river. They simply love to show off their rebellious ideations without actually rebelling. You'll find the preppy redneck possessing either a George Lucas beard or a goatee. Local women completely lose all logic and self respect over the Preppy Redneck man. They are found primarily in suburban Alabama and Georgia.

Hipster: Sweet Yah, that preppy redneck's existential purpose is nearly as ironic as my wardrobe!

Preppy Redneck: Hey gurl, how about we get some new cowboy boots with my unemployment check then go to my daddie's house and gave terrible sex under my camo blanket?

Redneck: Boi, get yer dadgum sissy little ass outta this town til you learn to be a real good ol' boi!

by TheSpecticalSpectator May 17, 2018

redneck mocha

a bottle of yoo-hoo on ice with an espresso shot pour over

Make me a redneck mocha

by Tiiiinaaa April 3, 2022

Redneck Backwash

The act of nutting in another persons throat, then shitting in their mouth and swallowing it, to then regurgitate it into a shoe and then chugging it down in under 15 secs and then fucking your sister

My brother gave me the Redneck Backwash last night

by Big PP Tyrone February 2, 2022

Redneck Paintball

“Redneck Paintball” is when a girl has a tampon in and holds her nose to sneeze while bent over... shooting the tampon out like a paintball

My roommates Jenn and Megan are so gross, they’re in the other room having a Redneck Paintball fight.

by EvryWmnzFntsy May 9, 2020

redneck dozen

Nine.

Honey, I got you a bouquet of road reflectors, red ones your favorite color, a whole redneck dozen.

by Logizyme November 26, 2017

Redneck Cry

The Redneck cry is a noise that rednecks can't help but release after watching something unpatriotic, the noise made is a simple "Ye-ye" it can be quite startling if unexpected.

After Duncan witnessed his beloved Confederate flag touch the ground he let out his mighty Redneck Cry!

by Mike the disaster. February 14, 2018