in my basement really high playing guitar

knocking a man named Jackson off a scooter at 20mph

David: "Where were you the night that Jackson fell off of his scooter at 20 mph"
Mark: "I was in my basement really high playing guitar"

by WadedVinos July 17, 2020

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Acquisition and reallocation of necessary consumer goods

Might be an interesting thing to write on a job application if you used to shoplift for a living...

"My primary work experience centered around the acquisition and reallocation of necessary consumer goods."

by Anonymouse Donor October 26, 2020

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we're REALLY funny

we're really funny (also known as "shit bucket") is the best group chat to EVER come from twitter. full of besties and random shit. oh and we love louis.

OMG you're in we're really funny?? That's like the best gc ever. -everyone

by anonymous November 27, 2020

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That was Really Long.

When Brooklyn is talking about someone yawning but people take it as a different way.

Brooklyn said, “That was really Long.”

by daddyanthony November 29, 2020

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You know what band really sucks?

Sonic Youth.

Now I liked this band when I was younger but they have not aged very well. Their music all sounds the same also and it gets old fast. They are also very lame. Their only good album was the 1985 album Bad Moon Rising.

You know what band really sucks?

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 11, 2020

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